Gay ?

Yesterday I told my mom about those cork-screwed montfort boys . This is what my mom told me:

Mother: Call them girls . Boys hate to be called girls .

Me: LOLS OMG YA !!!!!

Dad: -walks into hall-

Mom: Daddy, boys hate to be called girls right ?

Dad: Then those gays leh ? -strikes gay pose- -says in gay voice- Yessss !!!

Me: OMFG OMG OMG HAHAHHAHAHA -falls off egg cushion-

LOLS ?!

Then later we were solving this question . Then Hong Yi ask us to work in pairs then Yi Ling and I like, heck care lah so then we started drawing houses . 'Cause the question was something like don't know what Mr Abdul's house from office and all that shit . Then later I don't know why I laughed . Then Hong Yi saw . Then she's like "Wahh Vanessa ! Got the answer already is it ? So happily laughing away" and then I have this like, "wtf?!" look on my face . Then she's like "Sitting with Yi Ling must be good fun ehh?" and I have the same look on my face .

Then later Hong Yi asked Ah Kerk to answer the question lah . Then she's like "30 minutes, eh, 6.00, eh 1800" LOLS .

Then uhh, that Hong Yi, last time say Ah Kerk's handwriting not nice . But she write quite nice what =,=

Then 'cause Kristina not listening in class, Hong Yi scold her . Then she cried (don't mean to be gossiper . Sorry, kris >< )

Then uhh, don't know why . The whole day Zhe Ruo like, totally ignored me . Never mind lawl, I still have Kimberly !! We'll get back sooner or later . I hope .

I have facts to show that Rachel Yong is a CHANGED GIRL !

Fact 1. She's read (reading?) Fruit Basket
Fact 2. She broke up with lord ! (audi couple)
Fact 3. She's reading Twilight (omfg ._.)
Fact 4. She watches (watched?) Shakugan No Shana
Fact 5. She watches (watched?) an anime that I don't know how to spell

Now, I have facts to show that Zhe Ruo has changed . A bit .

Fact 1. SHE KEEPS FORGETTING TO BRING THINGS ?! ESPECIALLY HER MATH WORKBOOK (sorry, Zhe Ruo . Forgive me >< -pat pat-)
Fact 2. She ain't going recess with Kimberly and I no more D:

Lawl . Ahaha, I think my guitar teacher is going to teach THE MAN WHO CAN'T BE MOVED !!!!

Lols, y'know last Sunday my guitar teacher came . Then he had this ring (it's pretty nice actually . NO IT'S NOT A WEDDING RING ?!) then later I picked it up . Then it had the word "Marianne" on the inside of it O_O

Ahaha, yesterday's post is so long ! (:

I have to go do my Writer's Notebook (started my Hong Yi . Now the whole school is using it -_-") homework .

xoxos

Hallelujah

Lols, today we had morning jog . And then I had stomach ache . So, I only walked - not jogged, one round around the track >=D

Then today during Chinese, we got tested on those Oral words . LOLS, our whole group was damn fail XD . Then I was like, put my hand in my pocket then raise my middle finger (if we raise our middle finger in front of our teachers, sure kena sai -_-")

Lawl, then when we were waiting for Enrichment, it was so miraculous 'cause ... Hong Yi came MORE THAN 8 MINUTES LATE !

Then later during Enrichment we were using the Mathematics PSLE booklet and then Basia lost hers (but she knows its still in school o_o) then Hong Yi was like "HALLELUJAH ! GOOD FOR YOU !" (or something like that) and then she started clapping her hands. Then later she asked Basia if she wrote her name and then she repeated the whole process again . Then while she was doing it, I was using my PSLE booklet to cover my face 'cause I was laughing like heck XDD . It was damn stupid lah, I kept laughing . XDDDDDD

Mygoddddd . I haven't even touched my homework . But I shall touch it soon ! -superman pose-

xoxos

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Gah . I just had an arguement with Kimberly Jie -mumble mumble-

Just shitdamncrapfuck .

shitfuckingcrappedoutdamnedshit .

妈的啦 !

EFFFFFFFFFFFFFF . I FEEL LIKE KILLING SOMEBODY . THIS FREAKING STUFF CANNOT FIND ON GOOGLE . THEN LATER GOT SOME SHITTY IDIOTS OUTSIDE IN THE POOL DOING EFF KNOWS WHAT SO NOISY .

xoxos

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Ps for flaming -_-"

Yay, Kim Jie and I made up <3

-Le Gasp!- Koko says that ChioChio thinks I hate her (chiochio)

That would be the saddest case of stupidity, if I hated my lovehh chiochio <3

Bleah . Later must go do the quiz that chiochio tagged mexcz .

xoxos

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Okay, quiz time .

All of the 21 people must do this quiz , unless he/she doesnt have a blog .
Tagged by : Jie Yi ChioChio <3

Write the names of 21 people you can think off the top of your head ,Then answer the questions .All 21 must do the same .
1- Annie ` MEI <3
2- Dhanya ` GIRLFRIEND <3
3- Dion ` HONEYDARLING <3
4- Eunice.Huang` CLASSMATE <3
5- Ethelyn ` LYN-SENPAI <3
6- Gin Na` CLASSMATE <3
7- Jaime` JIE <3
8- Jesline ` MEI <3
9- Kevina <3
10- Kristina ` CLASSMATE <3
11- Magdalane ` CLASSMATE <3
12- Meredith ` CLASSMATE <3
13- Marilyn ` CLASSMATE <3
14- Natalie ` SWEETAYE <3
15- Pei En ` MEI <3
16- Phyllis ` BUBBLETEA <3
17- Rebecca ` INTERACTIVE TEDDY BEAR <3
18- Rachel Yong ` CLASSMATE <3
19- Rachel Tong ` COKE LIGHT <3
20- Vanessa Kerk ` AH KERK <3
21- Zhe Ruo ` POKEABLE TEDDY BEAR <3
How did you get to meet 7 ?
- By AuditionSEA

What would you do if you and 15 never met ?
- I would be doing nothing 'cause she and I had never met ?!

What would you do if 20 and 1 date ?
- wtf ? ah kerk and my annie mei ? no way -_-" they're not lesbians, by the way .

Have you every seen 17 cry ?
- Nope .

Would 4 and 16 be a good couple ?
- They don't even know each other, plus they're not lesbians, yo .

Do you think 11 is attractive ?
- In what sense ?

What's 2's favourite color ?
- Pink , i guess?

When was the last time you talked to 9 ?
- Last year ?

What language does 8 speak ?
- Chinese & English la duh .

Who is 13 going out with ?
- Nobody ...?

What grade is 12 in ?
- Pri 6, yo ! :D

Would you ever date 17 ?
- She's mine le, yo . She's my interactive teddy bear ;D

Where does 18 live ?-
Toa Payoh, very near C.H.I.J Primary (Toa Payoh) {L}

What's the best thing about 3 ?
- She's my honeydarling <3

What would you want to tell 10 now ?
- Stay happy always , Kris ! :D

What's the best thing about 20 ?
- -EVERYTHING ! :D

Have you ever kissed 5 ?
- Nu-uh . Never met her before . Plus we're not lesbians . What ? Are you so desperate to find out if anyone in this list are lesbians ?

What was the best memory you have with 21 ?
- EVERYTHING, YO <3 MY BESTEHHHH <333 Oh wait, hyper-ing with her is fun ;D

When's the last time you're going to see 6 ?
- Tomorrow . She's my classmate, yo -_-"

How is 14 and 12 different ?
- Age difference ?

Is 19 pretty ?
- HELLO, WHAT KIND OF "PRETTY" ?! Tsk tsk, never think and communicate with clarity and precision

What was your first impression of 11 ?
- Friendly, Bubbly ?

How did you meet 20 ?
- 5 Daisy oheight' !

Is 1 your best friend ?
- One of them ;D

Do you hate 12 ?
- No, duh . Meredith is the love <3

Have you seen 18 on the last month ?
- She's my classmate . -_-" In fact, I'm msn-ing with her now ;D

When was the last time you say 16 ?
- The last time I say 16 ?! How the heck would I know that .

Have you been to 5's house ?
- Nu-uh .

When's the next time you're going to see 10 ?
- Tomorrow, yo .

Are you close to 13 ?
- You could say so :D

Have you ever been to a movie with 4 before ?
- Nope . D:

Have you ever gotten into trouble with 8 ?
- Nope . (: She's my mei, yo .

Would you give 19 a hug ?
- YES ! Everyday <3

When have you lied to 3 ?
- Never .

Is 16 good at socializing ?
- Duhhh ~

Do you know secrets about 9 ?
- Yeah .

Describe the relationships between 12 and 14 .
- Strangers .

What's the best thing about your friendship with 9 ?
- She probably doesn't remember me no more . -sob sob-

What's the worst thing about 6 ?
- NOTHINGGGG <3

Have you ever had a crush on 12 ?
- Yo yo, we're not lesbians .

Does 14 have a boyfriend or girlfriend ?
- Not sure if she got a new one :X
Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face ?
- -Gasp- NEVER !

Has 21 met your mother ?
- YES ! <3 When she came over for X'mas :D <3

How did you get to meet 15 ?
- AuditionSea <3

Did you ever physically hurt 3 ?
- Never even met her in real . Even if I did, I would only physically hurt her due to hugging her too hard ;D

Do you live close to 7 ?
- Not idea .

What's 8's favourite food ?
- I don't know . I didn't install a CCTV camera in her house, yo -_-"

What kind of car does 1 have ?
- If she has a car, I have a jet plane o_o

Have you ever travelled anywhere with 9 before ?
- Nope .

If you give 14 $100 ,what will he/she spend it on ?
- Don't know ?


Eeeeh, why couldn't they have tested more on number 21 ?! I know her almost inside out, yo :D

xoxos

what.the.hell ?

I'm only going to say one thing because I'm supposed to be homeworking.

DID ANYONE REALISE THAT LYNN, EUNICE, RACHEL, MEREDITH AND I ARE ON THE SCHOOL AMITIES ?!

LIKE, WHAT THE HECK ?! Oh crap, I just went for confession 2 days ago ><






xoxos

Soyjoy !

Lols . Today during Chinese tuition, we were reading about some guy who insisted that he worked for his food . Then, our teacher said " 白吃 " then later, someone (I think I know who :O ) was like " 白痴 !! " and then I laughed like a loon on loon pills =X

I just realised that I have a thousand and one mosquito bites -_-"

Nooo, doing English Composition is so shitty . Especially if it's a picture and you can't even tell what the people in the picture are doing .

What the hell .

The Man Who Can't Be Moved is loved <33

I have an urge to go to co-ed school . I think I'm having a little bit of issues with my brain -_-" .

Lols, It's 9.15 p.m. and I don't care two hoots about Earth Hour . Sadly, though .

I have to get back to my effing English Compo .

xoxos

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Omg, the new SoyJoy effort is stupid. Celeste will keep saying "MUCH EFFORT!" then I will keep saying "LITTLE EFFORT!" and then my mom (sometimes) will say "NO EFFORT!" and we would all laugh like shiz XD

xoxos

Hotel 626

Omg, yesterday was so funny ! Celeste and I were playing Hotel 626. Then she went to on the MOST INAPPROPRIATE MUSIC TO PLAY WITH HOTEL 626. She played Big & Chunky. Yes, the one from Madagascar 2. LOLS RIGHT ?! Then 'cause like, we didn't know how to play, we were like, anyhow do anyhow do . THEN WE KEPT FAILING XDXD Here comes the good part :D

You know, the fourth stage is the weird baby thingy ? Yeahh, 'cause neither Celeste nor I wanted to sing (imagine if you sing like, damn stupid song, then the baby wake up then she'll be right in your face lawl) then the baby was like move, move, move THEN . When the baby woke up, it had this really creepy expression so Celeste and I were like "AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDSKJGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and then we ran all the way to my Grandmother's bedroom and hid in there LOLS IT WAS SO FUNNY.

-Sigh- today got a freaking lot of homework . Sian -_-"

Nothing else to post ...?

xoxos

World War ||

Today when I woke up and went to school, I was asleep . But with my eyes open -_-" In the hall for morning assembly I was like, literally going to sleep . I almost fell asleep on Brenda, who was sitting in front of me ><

The when the installation for the class ex-cos started, I hugged my knees and almost nodded off to sleep . If it weren't for the teachers that were walking around with their eagle eyes, I would have went to sleep .

Then blah blah blah aha, P.E . Ms Leong was crazy . At first, she made us do 100 imaginary skips, or whatever you call it (you pretend that you're skipping a rope) then because some people never count she make us do a hundred times again . Then, because some people slack A BIT, she made us do it the another 100 times . Then later, we had to run around the hall . Then we had to run outside the hall . Then 'cause there's this shortcut which is backstage ('cause there's the stage in our hall, then there's a wide door leading to it) then we all like, took that shortcut . THEN AFTER THAT, MS LEONG MADE US DO ANOTHER 100 IMAGINARY SKIPS and we're like WHAT THE HELL ?! So, do your Math . We did it 400 times altogether . Then after that, she told us to pair up . Then obviously I partnered Zhe Ruo luh . Then she said WE HAD TO DO 30 SIT-UPS then me and Zhe Ruo are like "LETS CHEAT LOLS !"

When Ms Leong wasn't looking, we would use our hands to help us get up . Then when she IS looking, we do it properly . But we always count like, randomly . like : 21, 24 . LOLS . Then we finished it very fast, lawl . I still felt like I was in World War 2 .

It is amazing that my love for soy sauce and soba soup (?) hasn't died yet, during lunch:

Kimberly: -pours soy sauce into soba soup- Vanessa, you want ?

Me: -nods enthusiastically-

Kimberly: But there are a lot of people you know .

Me: -removes straw from cup of Milo and outs it in the bowl- So ?

Kimberly: You not scared they stare at you meh ? Like ... the girl sitting at this table ? (she was some random girl that I didn't know)

Me: They can stare all they like, lawl . -drinks-

Random Girl: -STARE-

LOLS .

Then before CCA, Eileen, Megan, Megan's sister (name still unknown?), Xin Yee, Susan and I played Truth or Dare . Then, I would always do dare . Then my first dare was to stand in front of the "Auditorium" that wasn't built and shout "I LOVE JOYYYYY" (lols, duhh I did it) then my second dare was to shout in front of our other CCA members "I LOVE PUDDDDIIIINGGGGG" . Then someone shouted something back . I couldn't quite hear . Then my third dare was to tell Mei Ting "I LOVE YOU !!!" then Mei Ting suddenly appeared . So then, I was like, rush up to Mei Ting, hug her and said "I LOVE YOU MEI TING" and Mei Ting is like "OMG?!" LOLS .

Then we had to do Mo Ju for CCA . (Too bad if you don't know what Mo Ju is) then 'cause Callista (Castilla?) wasn't there, I joined Li Yuan's group (: Then I went from chef, to waitress to bear . LOLS . Li Yuan can really sound damn weird, like a French LAWL .

Then the school opposite ours (all boys school I think ?) was like, DAMN LOUD ?! They were eff knows what doing in their school basketball court, with the radio on SO LOUD, we could hear it . From the 4th floor . With the windows closed . With the curtain . I had every urge to open the window and scream "SHUDDUP LAH"

And I am still fucking mad at those cork-shitting (new word made by Kristina and I) Montfort-ians . You'll know why if you have my msn .

Lols, forgot to wrote . Since we won Star Class award, we had to take our picture . Then that was like, before P.E so most of us were in our House T-Shirt . Then the first time we took was like, a formal shot . Then second time was a candid shot . Zhe Ruo was being mean by not letting me bunny-ear her D=< . So I bunny-eared Kristina ;D

And Mrs Vira (Veera?!) came to our class . She types really loudly .

Thats all of my torturous day in school .

xoxos

Bleargh

Lols . Hmm, let me recall some events .

Well, last Saturday Celeste and I watched "Yes Man" and it was damnnnnnnn funny .

Then last Sunday we went to eat Ichiban Boshi ! 8D (yes, I can see you toots drooling . Ahaha .) They have pretty plates, yo . I wanted to steal them ): I ate ... two Chawanmushis (CHAWANMUSHIS FOR THE WIN, YO .) uhh, Teriyaki Chicken (niceee . Not too salty (: ) erm, California Handroll (tasted fresh, yo .) and a few pieces of Salmon (which I actually hate, lawl .) I gained o.8kg after eating all that o_o

Then today ... Was ... -vomit- ? Yay, at least got to use new cute pencil case ! (: Zhe Ruo wanted to steal it, lawl . Tottemo Kantankun ! (?) Omg, the stick people at the back are so damn cute ;D Had supplementry . Had no Ting Xie ( whoot ?! ) . Yes, that is how boring it was in school .

Then I watched "Confessions of a Shopaholic" that show is genius, yo . And then I watched Dr. Doolitte 5 . Yay to Maya ! (: ( Yay to Phoenix Wright Maya too ! (: )

Lols, and I bet this doesn't mean anything to you, but I can do a bridge, touch the end of my leg, and get up (: (!!)

And that is the end of my boring day .

xoxos

Chocolate Cake ;D

Lols . I skipped tuition today ;D . Well, my mother let me skip it because I kept yawning and looked like I was about to fall asleep anytime . Then, my mom's like "Later you better do your tuition homework" then later, right after she said that, I went to do it . While yawning a lot -_-" And then later that I felt guilty for not going for tuition . I am a very weird person .

Just came back from United Square ;D Then I was in the toilet . Then my father, Celeste and I were talking .

Father: Eh, what is Mei Mei doing inside ah ?

Celeste: Don't know .

Father: She making chocolate cake is it ?

Me: -comes out of toilet . no, I was not making chocolate cake .-

Celeste: Eh mei, daddy said you were making chocolate cake .

Me: HUH ?!

Celeste: Means you were shitting LOLS

Me: -chases Celeste around the room-

Celeste: NOT ME ! DADDY SAY ONE !

Me: LOLS LOLS LOLS !

This is the reason why I am using the computer:

Me: -lies near my mother, being bored and sad .-

Mother: Eh, you better go play computer now before I use it .

Me: OMG HOW'D YOU KNOW

Mother: -says some weirded chinese proverb-

Me: -runs off-

Lawl .

xoxos

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Whoo . Found new GAN XD .

DION - HONEYDARLING {❤}

Yay, I shall go continue to audi ! :D

xoxos

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Lols, I took this from Kim Jie's blog.

` OCTOBER BABY / , -

Loves to chat . Loves those who love them . Loves to takes things at the center . Inner and physical beauty . Lies but doesn't pretend . Gets angry often . Treats friends importantly . Brave and fearless . Always making friends . Easily hurt but recovers easily . Daydreamer . Opinionated . Does not care to control emotions . Unpredictable . Extremely smart , but definitely the hottest and sexiest of them all.

I agree with all of them . Except for : Inner and physical beauty (do i have inner beauty ? o_o I know i don't have physical beauty, lawl .) Extremely smart (sure, I'm extremely smart if your definition of "smart" is maybe-going-to-fail-PSLE smart .) and "definitely the hottest and sexiest of them all" (like what the hell ?)

Lols . Going to read other people's blogs .

xoxos

Weirded

Lawl. Yesterday I talked to chiochio and koko on the phone . When I talked to chiochio uhh, she like, never say anything de ): Then when I talk to koko, she so talkative ;D I think koko and I talked for over half an hour XDD I think koko is gonna call chiochio :O

Then yesterday, 'cause I was stretching to make sure that I don't fail this year's Chinese Dance Exam, then I was very tired . So I went to lie down on the sofa . Then I accidentally fell asleep on
the sofa and had a weird dream . 'Cause we were supposed to be having computer lessons but the teacher conducting the lessons wasn't any teacher that we knew, this girl and I went outside . To play truant . Then we say this creepy woman . Then we ran away from her . Then I saw a guy with a huge banana and he told me that was the equivility (?) between man and woman . Then I lost my dog (?!). Then the next day my teacher told me she found my dog . Then this guy asked me to sign something .

Nothing else to post . Yet .

xoxos

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Yay, today I found a new GAN ! :D


AGNES - AIAI {♥}

and I have to go update my blog now .

xoxos

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LOLS . Earlier Celeste asked me to watch with her Open Season 2. 'Cause we have the disc, then watched it on Celeste's computer . Then it's like "VERSUCAHAHGFEMDUFLAUDNH" (something like that, in a language I cannot understand) then Celeste and I are like OMFG WTH .

Lols, damn stupid XDD

xoxos

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wtf why do I keep editing ...

Anyways, WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL ON MONDAY. Which means I have to see Hong Yi again . Gah . Never mind, at least I can still sit at the back with Yi Ling and gossip / curse her ;D . And also, my mother won't be able to refund my super ex and super cute pencil box that I convinced my mother to buy when we went shopping for a table and chair ;D

LOLS, you know today, cause I just found out we have to write Draft 2 for our compo (what the heck lah, she hasn't even seen our draft 1 want us to write our draft 2) then I was like "... as if I have time to think up of a compo?!" then Zhe Ruo said "haiyo, you just copy your draft 1 lah" then 'cause I lazy to copy so I went to photocopy my draft 1 LOLS . I very smart hor ;D

New File <3 New effing cute pencil case <3 No new bag D: Mewantsnewbag ): . My current one is already spoilt, not that I like changing my stuff (... actually I DO like changing my stuff . And maybe I want a new bag because my current bag is ... not exactly the kind of bag I like ? )

Nothing left to post . Hopefully .

xoxos

Bug :O

This is the conversation between Celeste and I when I refused to watch something with her. After I wrote "ON ALREADY LAH" there was this problem. What I said would come out as what she said also :O



chopper-the-crow@hotmail.com said (1:17 PM):
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chopper-the-crow@hotmail.com said (1:24 PM):
*eh
! vanessa says:
*NO !
*later mommy see D=<
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*):
*block her lah ahduh
! vanessa says:
*WTF .
*DID YOU BLOCK HER ?!
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*not like she'd know
*no
*i didn't
! vanessa says:
*THEN .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*because she expects me to wake up about now
! vanessa says:
*HAHAS .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*if not she knows for sure you're hiding from her
! vanessa says:
*i thought she expected you to wake up at 11+ ?
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*she knows that i'm already using computer
! vanessa says:
*OBVIOUSLY .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*BESIDES, i may wake up later
! vanessa says:
*you're already online .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*eh, you use computer is also damn obvious
! vanessa says:
*i know .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*if you don't online, mummy will know you're hiding from her
! vanessa says:
*wtf .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*(6:05 PM) kerryn: ask mei mei why she not online
(6:06 PM) { EXPLORERS OF T: oh, er, okay
(6:07 PM) kerryn: she hiding from me isit?
*that's what she said the other day
! vanessa says:
*LOLS .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*SEE SEE SEE
*eh come online leh
! vanessa says:
*...
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*...
*))):
! vanessa says:
*ON ALREADY LAH .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*ON ALREADY LAH .
*wtf
*wtf
! vanessa says:
*O____________O
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*O____________O
*OMG
*LOOOOL.
! vanessa says:
*i know, wtf ?
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*i know, wtf ?
! vanessa says:
*OMG .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*OMG .
! vanessa says:
*OMG .
*OMG .
{ EXPLORERS OF THE SKY !! says:
*omg epic.
*<333
*now can irritate the hell out of everyone

Lawl, damn lame lah . Celeste has a new blog, yo . She posted a comic there . Damn funny ;D Nothing else to post . Yet.

Loves.

MESSAGE

AHAHAHAHHA ~ My crazy tuition teacher Ruth has this crazy message ringtone.

We were learning about softness and loudness and something something (i got bad memory 8D) then later she's like "Hey, do you wanna hear something?" then later she takes out her iPhone and then plays something. Then it was like "Message" in a very low voice then it gets louder and higher pitch until it finally becomes "MESSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" and then I was laughing like a loon on loon pills. It was damn funny LOLS .

Keep disconnecting form Audition D=< Heck care .

Yay, new skin ! (: Actually, it's Kim Jie's blogskin :O But I made some changes ! 8D

Nothing more to say :O

Byes;;
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My mother just read my blog lawl . She was like "HUH? This your blog ahh?" I feel like taking picturesssssss . But got nothing to take off . Huzzah to my new blogskin ! (: I was being a kind person earlier on and tagging on almost everybody's blog !

Did I mention Kim Jie is the love ? She helped me do my Audition photo ... even though -TORAKO isn't visible . But thats my fault . I suck at taking pics in Audition ...?

I am thinking of teaming Kim Jie and ____ (insert random name) . We don't know which one of our GANS doesn't have a team lawl . WHY DO I KEEP SAYING LAWL ?! It's like the last time when I kept saying "LOL" . At least I don't say "LOL" as much now :O

Yay to my blog's songs . They are the love .

I was supposed to have tuition today, at 7.30 but then my tuition teacher got sick ! ): Hope she gets well soon ;D

... I think I'm typing like a bimb, non ?

Anyways, I really have to go now . To watch TV . And do homework .

Byes;;

THREE CHEERS ?!

THREE CHEERS TO NEW GANS, YO ! THOSE DUDETTES ARE LOVED BY MOI ~

YOCK YEN - KOKO {♥}

MING - MCFLURRY {♥}

RACHEL - COKE LIGHT {♥}

JIE YI - CHIOCHIO {♥}

PHYLLIS - BUBBLETEA {♥}

They are the effin love I swear 8D THREE CHEERS, LAWL .

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This is the conversation between my mom and I .


kerryn says:
*hi hi, did u eat your eclair?

kerryn just sent you a nudge.

!vanessa says:
*OMG
*I FORGOT !
kerryn says:
*that's a crime! BUT BUT BUT, dont eat it if you have not taken your dinner
!vanessa says:
*okay .
kerryn says:
*what are u having for dinner?
!vanessa says:
*i gonna eat dinner soon
*OH OH CHICKEN SALAD WITH RICE !
kerryn says:
*do u know what it is?
!vanessa says:
*YES !
*IT IS THE BOMB !
kerryn says:
*oooooooooh, how come celeste is not log in?
*is she at home?
!vanessa says:
*'cause she don't want to loggin .
kerryn says:
*what bomb?

lawl .

Learning Journey! :D

Us (6 Hibi 'o9): WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!!!!

Boys (Meribound? Moribound? Moribound Junior School or whatever it is): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Lawl . That was what happened when we went for our Learning Journey to the Army Museum and we were watching this super loud movie about "When sovereignity (what?) and determination fails..." and all that shit. I swear, I can picture Singapore's future army: a screaming batch of boys running in all directions. -sigh-

Lols, in the Cafe, we (Kimberly, Zhe Ruo and I) were sitting right next to the window. Then sitting at the other side of the window was out tour guide. So I was like:

Me: -peers over to see what documents our tour guide has-

Tour Guide: -turns around-

Me: -rushes back to seat-

Zhe Ruo and Kimberly: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Tour Guide: -turns back-

Me: -continues reading-

Zhe Ruo: Can you read what it says

Me: -begins reading some cheem shiz-

-Moribound (?) Meribound (?) Junior boys come in-

Zhe Ruo: STOP, STOP !!!

Me: BUT YOU TOLD ME TO READ

Zhe Ruo: AND WHEN I SAY STOP YOU STOP

Me: Fine D=<

Me: Eh, what school is that?

Kimberly: Don't know

Me: -goes right behind one of the boys queueing at the counter- Moribound (?) Junior School...

Me: -goes back to seat- Moribound Junior School (?!) since 1966... oh wait

Me: -goes behind that boy again-

Me: -goes back- oh wait, 1916.

Zhe Ruo and Kimberly: omg LOLS .

Me: what?! It's not like that boy is going to go like :" OMFG WHAT THE HELL YOU DOING BEHIND ME?!"

Zhe ruo and Kimberly: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .

Zhe Ruo bought Chicken Pie and Sprite, which we all shared. I drank most of the Sprite -evil smile- the chicken pie was effing nice but very filling D:

I might be going out with Zhe Ruo tomorrow. Who knows :O 她每次都放我的鸽子 =X ... true though. Let's pray she doesn't read this post. Either that, or she doesn't understand the meaning of 放我的鸽子 :D:D

Exam Marks

Blah. We got our English marks today. Then I calculated in total and I was like, staring at the calculator and thinking did I really get this? I beat Yi Ling. Whoot to me or what?! XD Yi Ling got 70. I got 2.5 marks higher than her. Do the math yourself.

And my Chinese was I think the last thing I wanted to check (maybe second last) I got this damn low and idiotic mark of the world and my mother is going to kill me even though most of the poeple in my class got 50s but I still think I am going to die and I will die and die and die. I got 65/90. SIXTY-FIVE. LET ME SAY AGAIN SIXTY-FIVE. What kind of damn shit mark is THAT? I was like -stare at the paper- wtf i'm gonna go kill myself later and then I was like stare stare stare.

Then my Mathematics section A and B I got 36/40 and I did more staring. Then when I told Mrs Redwan that I got 18/20 for section B, she told me "Keep shining Vanessa" and then I almost started laughing. Then later when I went back to my seat, Yi Ling was like "Keep shining Vanessa" then I told her "You say some more I hit you with my file" (which is maybe not very fat but pretty deadly if used... inappropriately) then later I almost hit her. Luckily Mrs Redwan didn't see that =X

I just can't wait to see my Mathematics section C marks (which I bet I will fail) and Science marks (which I bet will be like, low 60s) Never mind, at least my English improved.

Then when I told Mrs Redwan my English OAS marks, she was like "I would like to commend (comment?command?) Vanessa. At least she made up for her OE Compre which she did very bad in" then I was like oh shit ****

Nothing left to post so,

Byes;;

命中注定我爱“命中注定我爱你”

命中注定我爱你 is da bomb 8D I finished watching it over a span of... 2 or 3 days =X

There is nothing to post LOLS.