(Y) !

Oh yes, today was gooooooood .

Arrived in school and Lynn showed me a few pictures of her dog in basket . So cute ! xD Then had the paraliturgy ( is this how you spell it ? ) . At about 8.30, we made our way to class to have ' quality time ' or something .

Redwan gave us autograph books . Mine's ... pink ._. Never mind . We oculd only go through about 4 questions from our Math paper ? Lol .

Went back to hall to have Don't Forget The Lyrics and concert . Omg, Don't Forget The Lyrics was funnnnn . We had to sit in our houses so all the Bernie girls in Hibi sat together and Alexis suggested that we judge the participants singing LOL . We used Alexis's whiteboard marker as a mike and we were all like " I'm sorry to say, but your Idol journey ends here . " to people we think sucked xD Then Basia wanted to open her ice lolly so she borrowed Alexis's scissors and when she cut open the top, a bit of the water spilt on Alexis and my bag . Then Basia and I started singing along and Alexis started doing hand actions so Basia, Alexis and I started doing hand actions . It was awesomeeeeee fun .

Later was the concert . I think the most shocking was when some of the MT t'chers danced to Sorry Sorry . At first when the music started I was like " OH . MY . GODDDDD ! " and Kimberly gave me this " Huh ?! " face while I started laughing like mad . Then MT t'chers danced to a bit of Sorry Sorry only D8 Then P5 teachers danced to Nobody . Mrs Tan looked so cute ! xD Pri 6 teachers sang a song reminding us that our PSLE was in 7 days . Cruel . Oh yes ! There was the Singlish version of Three Little Pigs LOL . There was one part " The wolf blow and blow and blow and blow and ... PENGSAN ! " LOL LOL LOL . It was sooooooo funny . When the three pigs were trying to get the wolf up on a stretcher, they couldn't so Mrs Rajini ( narrator ) said " then self service ! " LOL LOL .

Since I have nothing else to write, I will show you what I wore to the wedding .

Abercrombie winter jacket, leather bracelet and white and blue singlet .

Guess denim jeans . Baby blue sneakers without shoelaces ! <3

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Lovefool,

I am finally done with my blog ! 8D I feel proud ._. I have one stack of tuition homework to do so I gotta do this fastttttt .

Nothing really happened today because I decided to be a bookworm and not be hyper :D We had to do a RGPS Math paper though @.@" I had a lot of mistakes at Section A, damnit . Redwan gave us an English and Science paper to do . I must get cracking soon D8<

I have suddenly fallen in love with Kiss Goodbye and Lovefool . Lovefool is such a classic - you can either hate it a lot or love it a lot . LOL .

Alessandra told me that she was going back to Australia in about 2 years' time . Aww, I'm going to miss ya' Alessandra ! D:

I reckon Kai Le is scared of me . Today I was running with her beside the track during PE and I forgot what I did to her earlier on . I asked her " Kai Le, are you coming back ? " and she said " Yes . You ? " So I told her I was and she said that she hopes we aren't in the same class xD

Oh yes, there was the " Don't Forget The Lyrics " in the canteen today during our recess ! How incredibly ... lame ? People actually bothered participating . There was This Is Me and Its Alright, Its Okay . Poor tone death girl who sang Its Alright, Its Okay . It was like, I could barely hear anything then suddenly so loud and the cycle repeats itself .

Actually, I haven't thought of what I want to do for my birthday when its what, in 20 days ? It is sad . Maybe I will just celebrate it with my family only and GANS ? x; Its after PSLE anyway ~_~ I shall pray that my mother lets me off Chinese Dancing .

Changed guitar strings a few days ago . They're so ... new that they're not even correct . As in, when you play the guitar its in the wrong tone even after I tuned it . Now Falling For You sounds super weird ._.

I must chiong homework now . I am still thinking of a new hairstyle and circle lens pleaseeeeeeee ?

Tatty Byexcsz :D

100 questions @.@"

Quiz . God, I feel a headache coming on just thinking about CD Exam ! @.@"

1. Last beverage:
Milo ?

2. Last phone call:
Who knows ?

3. Last text messaged:
Kimberly` Jie ? o.o

4. Last song you listened to:
This Time .

5. Last time you cried:
- shrugs -

6. Dated someone twice:
Stupid .

7. Been cheated on:
~_~

8. Kissed someone & regretted it:
Erm . No ? I don't really kiss people .

9. Lost someone special:
Don't curse 'em eh . Touchwood leh !

10. Been depressed:
Who hasn't ?

11. Been drunk and threw up:
Beer tastes disgusting . I speak from experience .

12. Blue:
Heh .

13. White:
Dude .

14. Black:
?!

15. Made a new friend:
Recently ? Nahh .

16. Fallen out of love:
Nu-uh o_o

17. Laughed until you cried:
Always :B

18. Met someone who changed you:
I think ... ?

19. Found out who your true friends were:
Found out a long time ago .

20. Found out someone was talking about you:
Yeahh . But doesn't really bother me . They can talk whatever shit they wanna talk .

21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:
I hug them, I do not kiss them .

22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:
Too lazy to count .

23. How many kids do you want to have:
Why does every quiz have this question ?

24. Do you have any pets:
Used to .

25. Do you want to change your name:
Yes pleaze .

26. What did you do for your last birthday:
Oh lets see, if I remember correctly, I HAD CHINESE 3-HOUR-TUITION .

27. What time did you wake up today:
6 something .

28. What were you doing at midnight last night:
Looking at my mother's necklaces .

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for:
My life to end Erm . Nothing actually .

30. Last time you saw your Mother:
This morning .

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:
Everything .

36. Whats your real name:
Vanessa ?

37. Nicknames:
Too many .

38. Relationship Status:
Currently married to my laptop . Yes .

39. Zodiac sign:
Libraaaaaaaaaaaa !

40. Male or female:
Homosexual .

41. Elementary:
CHIJ Pri Toa Payoh . Elementary is primary, right ? o_o

42. Middle School:
Poo-eeh .

43. High school/college:
._.

44. Hair colour:
Brown-black .

45. Long or short:
Long ?

46. Height:
I don't know . But who cares .

47. Do you have a crush on someone?:
Talking crap .

48: What do you like about yourself?:
I can say nothing, right ?

49. Piercings:
Soon .

50. Tattoos:
Used .

51. Rightly or lefty:
o_o

52. First surgery:
I hope .

53. First piercing:
Soon lah .

54. First best friend:
Shirin ?

55. First sport you joined:
Erm . Damn, was it badminton or swimming ?

56. First vacation:
Korea .

58. First pair of trainers:
Black converse high cut .

59. Eating:
Nothing

60. Drinking:
My saliva ?

61. I'm about to:
Kill someone if I do not quit CD .

62. Listening to:
Falling For You by Colbie Caillat remix .

63. Waiting on:
My life to end lah ._. Nothing ?

64. Want kids:
Don't know don't care .

65. Get Married:
Don't know don't care too .

66. Career?:
Something which pays big bucks which I enjoy ?

WHICH IS BETTER :

67. Lips or eyes:
Eyes .

68. Hugs or kisses:
Hugs .

69. Shorter or taller:
Shorter .

70. Older or Younger:
Younger .

71. Romantic or spontaneous:
Spontaneous .

72. Nice stomach or nice arms:
Neither .

73. Sensitive or loud:
Loud .

74. Hook-up or relationship:
Relationship .

75. Trouble maker or hesitant:
None .

HAVE YOU EVER :

76. Kissed a stranger:
Aww, I'd like to try .

77. Drank hard liquor:
Disgusting .

78. Lost glasses/contacts:
Uhh, I lost the lens for the glasses when I was in P3 ><

79. Sex on first date:
-_-"

80. Broken someone's heart:
Not sure .

82. Been arrested:
Lawl .

83. Turned someone down:
For ?

84. Cried when someone died:
No one around me has died .

85. Fallen for a friend:
Sure, and become a lesbian ==

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself:
No ~_~

87. Miracles:
Sure .

88. Love at first sight:
Nope . I'd like to say that there was no such thing as love but then what would I call the relationship between my laptop and I ?

89. Heaven:
Uh huh .

90. Santa Claus:
I'd like to .

91. Kiss on the first date:
Whatever .

92. Angels:
Yesh .

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:

94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time:
Whats with the obsession with these kind of questions .

95. Did you sing today:
Hum .

96. Ever cheated on somebody:
Nope . Not so evil .

97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go:
Before my parents existed .

98. If you could pick a day from last year and relive it, what would it be:
Ice skating .

99. Are you afraid of falling in love:
Nope .

100. Posting this as 100 truths?:
Question mark ?

For blind peeps, today's post is at the bottom .

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Wedding Dinner !

Mum mum mum . I went for my aunt's wedding yesterday ! 8D

I wore my blue shirt, blue winter jacket, denim jeans and a leather bracelet :D Tee-hees . My mother said I looked like an american girl o.o Wore new sneakers that my mother bought . Baby blue with skull and roses . No shoelaces ! :B My mom left the metal keychain on so that it would hit against the floor whenever I walked (L)

Arrived at the wedding and sat at the same table as my Aunt Carol and family and godparents . I sat next to my godfather . First thought when I saw my grandmother was that her hair looked like she just woke up x; My godfather said she looked like a pinata (?) because of her dress LOL .

There was a guy wearing a pink shirt sitting at the table behind ours . Then he took out pink and white headphones . Soooooooo cute ! xD <3 No, I'm not referring to the guy . His headphones were so cuteeeeeeee . I was so tempted to pull them off his head and steal it 8D My godfather prodded me and said " Eh, look at him . Pink headphones ! " then I explained to him that it was okay for boys to use pink stuff . And the headphone was cute, anyway . I promised him that I would buy him baby pink headphones too @.@"

Oh, I love my baby cousin Faye . She was playing with other small people and she took the boy's toy . Then she refused to give it back LOL . She would start crying when anyone would try to remove it from her xD LOL LOL . That seriously got me laughing like heck . And then when we were Yam Seng-ing ( how the heck do you spell it ? ) she actually drank from her bottle after we finished . LOL . So smart - pat pat -

Celeste, tsk . She wanted the wine glass so that she would look cool or something but the waitress ( otherwise, a very nice old lady <3 ) didn't want to give it to her so Celeste went to take it herself LOL . Then when the waitress noticed, she started laughing . LOL LOL .

Celeste and I thought the wedding was a hoot and a half . They were showing the slides of their dating experience blah blah blah . There was this slide which they showed their first kiss and the first thing I noticed was that they spelt " Wealth " as " Weath " ( First kiss at Fountain of Wealth ) then I started laughing . And their speech was horrible x; Quote from the groom : " Oh ya ! And I want to thanks all my poly friends ! " Wow . I want to thanks . Quote from bride : " Thank you for sharing with us this happiness moment . " Quote from emcee : " Thank you for the harm-warming speech " . What the heck is harm-warming ?! LOL . Celeste and I were laughing like maaaaad . Harm-warming . Seriously ! Oh yes ! Not forgetting . Quote from emcee : " Now the bride and groom with perform to each other the cross-arm pose " OMGOMG ! Perform to each other ? Shouldn't it be with ? Celeste thought that they would be like rappers and cross their arms while they drink wine LAWL . Yes, that is what I will do if I get married . Oh, it will be vair amusing .

Celeste said that the bride looked like an oversized Tinkerbell 'cause of her green gown . o_o My godfather said that he couldn't stand the photographer 'cause he called him " Uncle " LOL . And he said that just when the photographer was behind him x;

Lynn C said that she will cut her hair shoulder length . Yi Ling too o_o What if suddenly everyone cuts shoulder length and it will be the new in thing ! o_o Never mind, then I will cut it layered, shoulder length and I will buy green circle lens . Tee-hee . Actually I was thinking of cutting it short . I have yet to convince my mother to let me stop Chinese Dancing . Whats the point of doing something when you hate it ? ==

During Lunch, I put my head against one of the pillars and was pretending to cry because Rachel Y tricked me D8 Then everyone kept asking me stuff so I had to pause halfway to answer their questions before continuing to cry . Ugh .

I am off to the land of boringness .

Tatty Byexcsz :D

20%

Ohmygod, I haven't posted today !

Anyway, yesterday was a complete laugh . I'll just get to the main point since its 12.26 now . Sorry parents out there reading this, we're just mad bonkers .

I was talking to Rachel Y in class and them suddenly Kimberly H walks over and starts pulling my belt . Yi Ling does the same too and I'm struggling to stand in front of Rachel . Rachel says " he " as " she " and I say " SHEEEEEE ?! " really loudly . Suddenly, I look to my right and see Redwan leaning against the wall ! Yi Ling, Kimberly H and I run back to our seat . Apparently, we were doing a ' skit ' ( according to Redwan ) . Vair amusing, I must say . Redwan said I should go to SOTA and that she didn't know I could talk so loudly . Damn, I've exposed myself .

Then during Supplementry, Rebecca, Yi Ling and I were talking when Redwan went to get something . I think . Then Rebecca said that Yi Ling should do the Jetstar advert but by then it'd be 20% instead of 10% so Rebecca started doing 20% hand signs and suddenly, she did a two and put all her five fingers together to represent a zero ( sorry if you don't understand what I mean, but you have to live with it ) and then we all started doing it . Alessandra started doing it too, oh, it was a hoot and a half . Redwan came back but I was still laughing so hard that my face had turned red and I pretended that I was looking for something in my general file to hide the laughter .

Yes yes, I will end here because it is 12.32 . Wow, I finished this post in 6 minutes ! I am awesome . Like I said, it was as funny as two thousand funny things put together .

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Simi taiji ?

Oh, Redwan .

She was marking our Math paper and then she wanted to call Kai Le and ask her to do her Math corrections that she didn't do or something like that . So she said " Eh Kai Le ! " Then Kai Le looks up . And Redwan said " Simi taiji ? " and the whole class started laughing like maddddddddd . Yi Ling and I laughed like we were loon on loon pills ! xD Then after that Redwan said " What does that mean ? " Someone said " Whats your problem . " then Redwan was like " Wahh, not bad ah ! " OMGOMG ! I still can't help but laugh . Oh, it was a hoot and a half .

I have a Chinese comprehension and English comprehension to do @.@" I must hurry soon !

I would likey to thank all my faithful readers . I LOVE YA' BABES ! xD During Recess, Hui Yee asked me " Vanessa, is your mom still in China ? " and I asked her " HUH . HOW DID YOU KNOW ?! " Then Hui Yee said " I read your blog ! " Yeahh yeahh ! I got twooooooooooo loyal readers ! <3

Today during Assembly, both the Kimberlys ( Kimberly Y and Kimberly H ! <3 ) were sitting in front of the person sitting next to me and I . ( Sorry for the sucky phrasing . ) The person sitting next to me asked me " What do you think will happen if we say ' Kimberly ! ' ? " And I did that . Result ? Both of them turned to face us while we laughed LOL .

Argh, I don't feel like going for tuition tomorrow but I must do it !

Oh my, I miss my mommy . I hope that she is able to get the Saturday afternoon flight . She told me that the clothes and bags in China suck . LOL . But I think she bought be a pair of shoes . Baby blue o.o

Anyways, I really have to go start on my homework because I feel very guilty . Yup yup .

Tatty Byexcsz ! :D

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Has anyone watched Singapore Idol ? Everyone keeps saying " Boomz " ._. It was very disturbing aye . And Syltra put too much of lipstick @.@" Ack, will someone buy for me a new camera ? But the best is that my mother is getting for me *** **** ! <3 Its a secret, but you'll know sooner or later if I go to the ****** with you . My mom says that she might bring me to Bangkok during PSLE marking days . I won't forget souvenirs . I hope . 8D

5 days or maybe 4 days, (L) I'm looking forward to seeing my shoes x;

Tatty Byexcsz :D

SIX DAYS ! D8

Okay, so while I make my music playlist, I want to whine here .

I want my mom back from Chinaaaaaaaaaaaaa . She's only coming back on Sunday morningggggggggg . Thats 6 dayssssssssssssss . Which means I won't have anyone nagging at me to do my homework earlier after I come back from tuition on Saturdayyyyyyyyy . Sundayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !

Okay, done . Crap, I forgot what happened today . Oh yes . I keep feeling like vomiting, y'know . In the morning I felt like vomiting, I don't know why . Then after I reach school still feel like vomiting . Then read book in the car . Oops, big mistake . I got a headache and felt tireddd ( I carried my science file, general file, 12 vitamindz worksheets, my book, rachel's contact book AND her marker pen case with my two hands . So sad . ) . Also felt even more like vomiting . So I rested for a while and now I'm better ! I think ._.

Oh, I remembered something that happened today . Super amusing and now everyone thinks I have some sort of disease . No wait, that sentence is wrong . Now everyone thinks I am sick and have like, two diseases of the brain . I don't think parents out there would like to read it so I must be aware . Kind of contains " adult content " LOL .

Oh yes, Kimberly H. showed me what she drew . Or maybe it was Lynn C . I never found out who came up with all those drawings . She drew a girl in IJ uniform, with " Vanessa Koh . The advertisement copier " underneath it . Or something like that . Then for Yi Ling, she drew the same thing but put " Yi Ling . The BIGmouth " LOOOOOOL . I nearly died laughing . This has to do with the thing that I'm not talking about .

MOMMY, COME HOME SOOOOOOOOOOONER ! D: IMY A LOT ALREADY, OKAY ! D8

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OMG YES ! HOW COULD I FORGET ?! WE PLAYED SOCCER AGAIN TODAY !

And our group was all laughs, as usual . Gin Na is always being hit by the ball . I don't know who, kicked until it hit Gin Na's face ! Then I was laughing while trying to say " GIN NA, ARE YOU OKAY ?! " omg, died laughing really .

Oh, I'm missing mommaye again . I want my mommaye . Never mind, will be calling her at about 10.30 ! I'll beg and persuade and get down on my knees even though she can't see me to come home on Saturday morning 8D

Tatty Bye nowxcsz :D

Again @.@"

Slightly annoyed .
Rockstar by Prima J

I don't know what blogskin to use . Again . And I can't ask anybody or else they'll give me a " Vanessa, you and your blogskins " thing . Gah . I intend to change to a navi skin so that I can put a huge picture of myself and my huge Korean name underneath that huge picture . Not . Or maybe . Of course, my keyboard has gone whack on me .

My mom leaves for China in about 2 hours time . I'm going to miss her @.@"

I told Wan Yi that I'd help her with changing her blogskin because I still don't know what blogskin to change to . Then I have to tell KimberlyO.`Jie and Annie`Mei that I changed .

I am off to study . Sad .

Tatty Byexcsz :D

G-Force !

Hell-oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! 8D

Lets see, we didn't have guitar lesson because our guitar teacher is sick ! D8 Hope he gets well soon . Well, I did tell him to die in the pile of songs I sent him ...

Then I spent almost the whole arvie homeworking . Because Redwan gave us an exam paper for each suject and Wu Lao Shi thinks that there is no such thing as homework and tuition .

I went out with my dad and Celeste to watch G-Force at iLuma ! 8D Celeste saw a cart there which sold posters ( Kpop . LOL . ), badges ( we saw a Vertigo one ! ), magnets ( 300 one thereeeeee ! ) and comics . The guy at the cart recommended that Celeste read some comic ( crap, I forgot the name D8 ) .

G-Force was marveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee . :D I finished the homework later and here I am, struggling to choose a blogskin .

Sorry Annie`Mei and KimberlyO`Jie, I feel like changing blogskin x; Its a DISEASE, I SWEAR . Celeste said I was an attention hore D8 My mom is leaving for China tomorrow ! Theres a wedding on the day she comes back . Ahahahaha ?

I wonder when I will stop stealing quizzes off people's blogs .

1. Are you single or attach ?
Attached ! (L)

2. Do you have a person you like ?
Oh, too many to name . :D

3. What is the name of the person that you're in love with ?
Annie`Mei, KimberlyO.`Jie and many more (L)

4. If the person you love and your mum dropped into the sea , who will you save ?
Erm . My mother . But I don't have anyone I love . Thank god :D

5. Have you ever hugged someone before ?
Too many to count .

6. Do you love your parents ?
But of course ! <3

7. Will you hug the one you love ?
Sure, why not . I'm always hugging people .

8. Are you willing to do anything for your boyfriend/girlfriend ?
Erlack poo .

9. Are you jealous now ?
I don't know .

10. Who is the last person that messaged you ?
Erm . I forgot .

11. Do you want babies in future ?
Probaby . I 'unno . Isn't it like, being filial to your parents by having babies ? ._.

12. Do you prefer Macdonald , KFC , Long John Sliver , Burger King or coffee shop ?
MacDonald ! (L)

13. Do you sniff glue?
I did it by accident before . It doesn't smell good, trust me .

14. Do you smoke ?
Nope .

15. If your boyfriend/girlfriend is a 2-timer , what will you do ?
Kick him . Hard .

16. Which CCA are you in now ?
CC ;P

17. If you're rich , what'll you do ?
A lot of things ? Let my parents retire, buy a house at some place by the beach, buy a lottttttt of stuff, go on a shopping spree and lastly donate some to charity . ^.^

18. If the one you're in love with , held your hand , what'll you do
I will hold his hand back ... ?

19. If the one you love , reject you , what'll you do ?
Oh, to heck with him .

20. What is your favourite cartoon character/s ?
Elmo <3

21. Friendship or Love ?
Friendship . Its more reliable ;P

22. Cookie monster or Elmo ?
Cookie monster's cookies and Elmo xD

23. Are you using a laptop or computer ?
Laptop . I unofficially stole my mother's old laptop .

24. Do you like lollipop ?
Yes . Especially German ones ! xD

25. Do you have a diary ?
It is half dead . Which is sad .

26. There's an admirer of yours and he/she won't die heart , what'll you do ?
Give him a chance ? :/

27. If you quarrel with your boyfriend/girlfriend and he/she wants to break , what'll you do ?
A boyfriend like that isn't worth being with .

28. Are you blur ?
Yes . And I say that with dignity !

30. If you can have your hair dyed , what colour do you want it to be ?
Blue / Red ? x;

31. Who is the last person you chatted in your MSN ?
JieYi`Chiochio ! <3

32. How many boys/girls have you beaten before ?
I don't know .

33. If your boyfriend/girlfriend don't love you anymore , what'll you do ?
Kick 'im . Hard .

34. What school are you in?
CHIJ Primary Toa Payohhhhhhh ! :B

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Listening Compre ! 8D

Was busy doing Annie ` Mei's blog today so I haven't posted yet >< I hope you like it, mei ! :D

We had LC today and it was so boring . I kept wanting to fall asleep . So did many people . The Chinese LC was like ... give away marks . Most of them is given to you in the passage . Then there was one question, we ( a lot of people . Too many to remember ._. ) were arguing whether it was option 2 or 3 . Then all the " 2 " supporters started shouting " TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! " in the " 3 " supporters faces . And they would shout back " THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ! " and that went on for quite long . I won Tricia at thumb wrestle . Tee-hee .

We passed by our Chinese teacher on our way to the hall then I said " HELLO ! " and our Chinese t'cher asked us how it was then I said " HEN RONG YI ! " and she had this super look of shock on her face . I 'unno why o_o

While waiting for our Eng LC invigilator to arrive, Yi Ling and I kept ' shooting ' each other . Y'know all those young boys will use their hands and pretend they are guns to shoot ? Yeahh, thats what we did . Then some students from the school next to ours passed by so I waved how Gin Na waves . And Gin Na gave me this ' wth is wrong with you ? ' look and I had a laughig spazz . It was a hoot and a half .

I have to go do homework now @.@"

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Soccer !

I think I laughed too much today . Way too much .

We played Soccer for P.E again, but in a smaller team . The ball was super bouncy and it was so light, that whenever we kicked it, it would go out of the red area ( we were playing in the red area, next to the running track and field ) . And we would always run to pick it up . Whenever I ran to pick it up, I kept laughing . Oh my .

Then, something happened . Because someone ( must keep unknown ) hit the ball too hard, it flew and hit Gin Na's stomach . Oh, it was a hoot and a half . I went laughing like a loon on loon pills till I had to squat to prevent myself from falling over . I feel evil ._. But it really was a hoot and a half .

Originally, our goalkeeper was Yi Ling but Hwee Ting said that she didn't want to move so Yi Ling changed her to goalkeeper . I looked back at first then I saw Hwee Ting squatting down then I started shouting at Yi Ling >< I was like " EH, SHE SHORTER THAN YOU LEH ! WHAT IF THE BALL HIT HER FACE ? HOW ?! I ASK YOU ?! " LOL x; Yi Ling said I was making her laugh too much ;o

I was trying to kick the ball then there was so many people crowding around me and Yi Ling was saying something to make me laugh so I couldn't kick the ball . Ahahahaha ! xD I kept aiming then Yi Ling would make me laugh and when I wanted to kick, I would kick the air . Lawllllllllllll . I think Tricia kicked through my feet . Initially, I didn't know until Yi Ling told me @.@"

I don't know why, now everyone is coming up to me and saying " 10 percent ! " . I mean, why don't they say it to Yi Ling ? Earlier Kimberly H called me to ask me about SS homework then just when I was about to hang up, she said " Wait wait ! " so I asked her what . Then she told me " Thank you Jetstar ! " and I wanted to die .

Lunch was a laughhhhhhh . Yi Ling told me to dance in front of the CCTV so I did my black elmo dance 8D Oh, it was awesome . I hope I entertained the person looking at those CCTV stuff 8D

Yi Ling and I went back to doing the Paradise dance, M1 thing and the Jetstar one . We kept doing it like mad, aye . Then Yi Ling did the Paradise and M1 thing together ! xD Basically, you move to the right, then to the left while doing the M1 thing . Groovy, ain't it ? 8D

Then in class during supplementry, I started going " GO GO POWERRANGERS ! " ( No one will know where I got this from, except for Celeste >D ) . Redwan had to go to the ladies so I told Yi Ling " GATHER A GROUP OF FI- " then Yi Ling was like " Eh eh, come already ! " I looked to my left, and I saw Redwan . I think she saw me doing hand actions . My .

We went to our LC Examination Room to paste our stickers today . While waiting, Gin Na, Yi Ling and I were messing abouttttttttt . Yi Ling kept hitting me so I hid behind Gin Na . Gin Na is a much better mutti ( GNF ._. ) than Yi Ling is D8 After a while, Wan Yi arrived ! And I hugged her as usual . I think she smells a bit like Tricia . And I know she reads my blog because when I told her she smelt a bit like Tricia, she said " I don't smell motherly ! " 8D I must thank all my readers, aye . T-H-A-N-K Y-O-UUUUUUUUUUU ! Then we started clapping ( I forgot why ) . Kimberly Y joined in too and we were trying to clap super fast . But I don't know how we ended up erm ... How d'you say . Oh, y'know when you're playing with babies and you put your hands together and move it to the left then right to pretend then theres a shark ? Yeahh, thats what we ended up doing . I did by Cadbury Wave too, aye ! 8D

I'm not going to write about how we bullied Lynn C . If there are parents reading this blog, then ' we ' are dead >< Will someone buy for me Angel Brown circle lens ? Or surgery, maybe ? x; I've gone mad . Mad enough to want to do surgery . I am going ballisticisimus . Gahxcsz ! Anyway, today's topic isss :

CONTENT ? LIFE ?

Uh huh, about content . And life . Y'know when you get tagged to do a quiz, theres normally a question like " Are you content with your life now ? " . Yeahh . I normally put ' Yes ' because I've never really thought of what being content with your life meant . I just thought oh, since I've got the best bezzie mates ( oh, the GNF is really coming on . ) and I'm not like super poor or anything so I should be content, right ? But last night while bathing ( couldn't help it >< ) it just suddenly came to my mind - What exactly does being content with your life mean ? Does it mean being with your loved ones ? Or maybe having whatever you want . But yesterday I thought longgggg and harddddd and I actually realised that I'm not really content with my life . You see, there are a lot of things that I want . But I have marvy friends and family . I don't think you can really say that you are content with your life unless a) you're one of those rare people who are very niceeeeeee and think that as long as you have family you're content with life . Or b) if you're the child of a rich family and you're very spoilt, you have better bezzie mates than I do . Theres always something we want that we don't have, right ? If you ask me what I wanted, I could easily list at least 10 things . Just look at my wish list @.@" But then I thought " I don't really need these things, do I ? Look, if I add all the prices of these items, I bet it can last an African family at least 2 months . " So I figured maybe if I didn't want so many things, I'd be content with life . I guess being content with life is something like the " The glass is half full or half empty " thing . It just depends on the way you look at it .

I am very luo suo . It is very sad with much added sadnosity . Like a sad person on sad pills .

Tatty Byexcsz . :D

( Again, sorry if this post has offended in any way [ actually, I have no idea how this post can offend people . ], I'm just expressing my views . Got other views ? Theres something called a cbox and you can leave a tag there 8D )

michelle's hair ! ):

I am vair weird . I have watched the same make-up tutorial for at least 20 minutes . And also, I watched a lot of videos about circle lens ._. Andddd I know how to do the Asian Mullet hairstyle . I scare myself . For once, I hate my skin colour . I have no idea why, everyone in my family is so white and I'm so black compared to them ~_~ I also declare that I am going to beg my mom to let me cut my fringe about ... just above the eyebrows ? I am hoping that I will not look like a homosexual person . Yup yup . And I think I might cut my hair about just past shoulder length @.@" No actually, I want my hair to look like Michelle's hair before she got hair extensions . But theres no picture of her damned hairstyle that I can show to the hairstylist ! D8 Anyway, I doubt you know what I am talking about so I shall stop talking crap .

School was boring as usual . Except Yi Ling and I memorised the Jetstar advert and we went around the class doing it . Kimberly H kept asking us to do it o_o Then in the hall ( Mrs Bheem was giving us another of her lectures ) Kimberly H kept asking me to do it and whenever I wanted to say " Singapore, you needed a break ! " I kept looking at Kimberly and started laughing x;

Also, someone ( I do not know why people do not want to let the world know how funny they are ) told Kristina the " How to keep a moron in suspense " joke . Apparently, Kristina did not get it . She kept asking that person " How ?! How ?! " and I nearly died laughing . In the end, Kristina asked Kimberly H . Hysterical, I must say .

I have just realised something - at least 99% of the Singaporeans I see are all like ... not-good-looking . But I'm only saying that because I'm comparing them to like, mix blood and others . Like supposing if you have to choose between a Singaporean and a Korean mix Chinese, you'd obviously like the Korean mix Chinese in terms of looks more, right ? ;x

I think I need surgery . I am beginning to look weirder . Or at least, I think I do . And I hate my hair . I don't know why . Maybe because it looks like I have no fringe . I hate my skin colour also ._. I mean, compared to other people its white-ish but I somehow find it very dark ._.

I'm too lazy to write what I think about racism . Maybe tomorrow .

Tatty Byexcsz :D

stop in the name of pants !

I am freaked . When I read Stop In The Name Of Pants !, I can imagine every word they say . For example, in the book, Georgia's mom says ' He is categorically gorgey porgey ', I can imagine the person who acted as Georgia's mom saying it @,@" It am going ballisticimus .

Anyway, I will start posting less about school . Because I am afraid that parents will flood to my blog and lets say, supposing read what their daughter did in school . Supposing its not the best of things, the parents might end up scolding their daughters . Which is not what I want to be held responsible for .

So today was like any normal school day . Life is boring when it is not the holidays . - sigh - . But we played soccer during P.E today 8D Honestly, I don't think it was soccer . I think we were just mucking around because we took at least 10 minutes to decide which team was Tuck In and which was Tuck Out . Then Rachel S assigned Kimberly Y as goalie . Lena and I went to tell Rachel that theres no net which means that they can shoot the ball anywhere past Kimberly . Which also means that they will shoot at the far far end of the field . Which also means it is impossible for Kimberly to stop the ball . In the end, Lena and I became goal posts . Ohmy .

Since my blog may not be suited for peeps to read and all, I plan to activate my ' Jas In The Ol' Woods " phase . Sorry if I disappoint you, but I will not be talking about newts or owl droppings, like Jas does . I will be talking about stuff like plastic surgery etc 8D I've always wanted to do these stuffies, okay I'm starting to sound very weird . So here weeeeeeee go .

WHATS WRONG WITH PLASTIC SURGERY ?

Honestly, I don't see anything wrong with surgery . Its just people want to make themselves look prettier . Thats all . If you want to say that no, thats not their beauty blah blah blah, I disagree with you . See, they went through the pain of surgery to get that kind of beauty . No ? So isn't it theirs ? They went through the pain, not someone else . They earned that beauty . Sure, they bought it with money but think about this - everyone has some part of their body that they don't like, right ? Unless you're Cinderella or Jasmine or Snow White or some other Disney Princess . It just so happens that they have the money to go make themselves look pretty . Its just like buying make-up, except you're changing a part of you . Make-up makes you look prettier and so does plastic surgery . So I don't see why everyone starts gossiping and all when a celebrity goes to do plastic surgery . Well, think about it - if you were the celebrity, first you go through the pain of the damned surgery to look prettier so that maybe it will boost your self esteem and then you still have to go through people gossiping about you ? So crap . So please stop talking about people who do plastic surgery yoh . I mean, they can do whatever they want and its not your business .

Damn, I sound all political-ish . Never mind, I need to do 2 compositions . You must wish me good luck ! 8D

Tatty Byexcsz :D

( Sorry if this post has offended you in any way, but I'm just expressing my views on plastic surgery . If you want to make a complain or anything, you could shout, scream, swear or do anything at the cbox . So yeahh . )

Libby !

Okay, thats done .

Heyhoh chums chumlettes and chummly wummlies ! :P See, that is what happens when you read Georgia Nicolson . I think I'm in the full phase of the GNF . They finally show the girl's face on the book cover ! 8D

Yesterday I told Celeste that I thought she was an older and wiser version of Libby ( too bad if you don't know who she is ) . After a while of thinking, I decided that she is only an older version of Libby . It is sad . At least she is not shorter than me, or else she will be kissing my knees . Erlack poo .

Nothinghappenedtoday! Except for the stupid LC which I am too lazy to type . So, I am offfffffffffffff to do something . Else . Like edit my profile .

Tatty Bye Honsxcsz ! :D

PICKCHAS ! 8)

One post for pictures because if I put today's post and the pictures together, it will muck everything . Which is sad, with much sadnosity .

Our Michael Jackson way of bowling 8D Lets hope this works ~_~ Just in case you're wondering, thats me ._.

Ah, like I said, we played with those light thingys and did a movie . So here it is . 1st Scene : Stalker person appears ! ( Sorry, I can't name names . Sadded )

2nd Scene : Stalker guy's victim prays that she will not be kidnapped !

3rd Scene : Stalker guy kidnaps victim . Stalker guy plays with cards while victim is tied to the chair !

4th Scene : Superman flys ! 8D

5th Scene : Superman unties victim from chair while stalker guy goes to do something . Else .

6th Scene : Stalker guy comes back ! Superman punches stalker guy !

7th Scene : Superman defeats stalker guy ! Puts leg on dead stalker guy and poses triumphantly !

8th Scene : Superman poses with victim . AHAHAHHAHA !

Night scene from Zhe Ruo's window ;o

11.09.09 !

I bet you all are dying to know what Zhe Ruo, Kimberly Y and I did on Friday 8D Either that, or I'm just being egoistic D8

So anyway, I walk, or rather run to Farrer Park MRT because I was going to be late . When I reached Farrer Park MRT, I was trying not to pant like a dog . Zhe Ruo's mom spotted me and we walked to Zhe Ruo's house while Kimberly and I shared my iPod . We left our bags in her room before going to the Bowling Alley .

The Bowling Alley only has 2 lanes, actually ._. Since I was really tired and didn't really want to play properly, I let Zhe Ruo and Kimberly take a lot of my turns while I chose a ringtone for Kimberly's phone . In the end, I gave in but started doing stupid ways of bowling . For example, I squatted on the floor and rolled the ball, I also swung the ball many times before bending down and dropping it . I also bent down and dropped the ball . The most fabulous was one that looked like you were doing some MJ dance . You had to stand far from the line, run, then slide on your knees . I'm not sure how to explain it but I have a video of it . All pictures and vids will be uploaded tomorrow . Kimberly and I kept doing it until our knees went red x; My bruise came back too, lol . ( must I remind you of my painful memory ? I fell down on my own, got a digusting wound and bruise . )

After our time was up, we made our way back to Zhe Ruo's house . We got cokes from Zhe Ruo's fridge . Kimberly was talking about once when she cut her lip while drinking from a can . Then I look at my hands . Then, I look at my right hand index finger . And I see blood, whoopey . Now, I can't do plucking . Which means I can't play I'm Yours ! D8

Since Zhe Ruo wasn't allowed to use the laptop, she shut her door, turned on the air con, turned off the lights and brought this thingy in . It can project different coloured lights on your wall . We were damn bored so we started making a ' movie ' . It was awesome shit load of fun and we were laughing while taking pictures . Zhe Ruo's brother lent her his speaker so we had music on too . We spent most of our time making the ' movie ' but Kimberly and I also went out to see Zhe Ruo's mom make cupcakes in between . Her cupcakes are the best yoh :B

After we finished our movie, we talked for a while before Kimberly had to go for her swimming training . We saw her down to the basement . Zhe Ruo said that when the lift announced the level 12, it sounded super weird . So her mom allowed us to go up first and try it . Then when we reached level 1, this Chinese guy came in . After a few seconds, we reached level 12 . I swear, it sounds really stupid . It sounds like twior . Then Zhe Ruo and I started having a laughing spasm so the Chinese guy in the lift asked Zhe Ruo " Xiao gu niang, ni ze me xiao le ? " which actually made me laugh more so Zhe Ruo was like " An cuo le . " Then the Chinese guy said " An cuo shi ping chang de shi ma . " Luckily, we reached the 17th storey ( Zhe Ruo lives on the 17th storey ) so I ran out of the lift and started laughing like a loon on loon pills . No kidding .

After we talked and did stuff, we got to work . My mom and dad picked me up at about 8+ . Yep .

Zhe Ruo's mom's cupcakes are so ... popular . Today, my uncle and godparents came . Then my mom was showing them the cupcakes and they were all like " Jin swee eh ! " and " Wahhhh, so nice ! " On the night I came home, Celeste ate one . Then today ( actually, yesterday . ), two were eaten . I think . And I haven't eaten one yet because they're so pretty x;

I have a maybe embarassing and sick confession . But I think it'll make you laugh . This just proves that I am not sane . Well, I was getting ready to bathe today and I moved a stool away in the bathroom then I saw this hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cockroach . It was about the height of my middle finger and at least 2 times the size of my middle finger . I have phobia of hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cockroaches, by the way . So I was shocked, then took a while to process the fact that a hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cockroach was just diagonally in front of me . Then I shouted and ran out of the bathroom naked and got my mom to spray it to death ._. Naked . I was naked ._. But never mind, I hoped this made you laugh .

Don't you think its been a long time since I did a quiz I stole off someone's blog ?

1. Are you a friendly or unfriendly person ?
- Of course I’m friendly ! D:

2. Whats your real name?
- My real name is ... ACKMANRAH !

3. What do you think of yourself?
- Very very very random . And needs to start shutting up so that she won’t annoy people . Also extremely hyper beyond control .

4. Do you love your life that you are having now?
- Neutral feelings .

5. Are you a female or a male?
- Which parent in the right mind would name their son " Vanessa " ?

6. Name 10 of your GIRL(if you are girl) / BOY(if you are a boy)friends :
1. Zhe Ruo
2. Kimberly Y.
3. Alyssa
4. Sabrina
5. Alexis
6. Yi Ling
7. Kimberly O.
8. Annie
9. YockYen
10. Lynn

7. What if one day number 1 and 3 fight . What will you do? [ Zhe Ruo and Alyssa ]
- Stop them, of course .

8. Have you ever thought of number 4 and 5 being together? [ Sabrina and Alyssa ]
- Nope, not really .

9. Say something about number 2. [ Kimberly Y. ]
- She has so many swimming medals @.@”

10. Is number 9 a friendly person? [ YockYen ]
- Do you even need to ask that ? Of course ! :D

11. Will you think number 10 is a attitude person ? [ Lynn ]
- Definitely not .

12. Do number 6 and 7 know each other? [ Yi Ling and Kimberly O. ]
- Nope .
13. Who is number 5? [ Alexis ]
- An awesome person 8D

14. Do you get along well with number 8? [ Annie ]
- Duhh ! :D

15. What were you doing at 11am today?
- Sleeping . I had a late night the day before okay ! @.@"

16. What did you drink for breakfast today?
- I ... didn't eat breakfast today .

17. This june holiday, who did you spend the most time with?
- My laptop .

18. Do you enjoy blogging?
- Why do you think I post almost everyday ?

19. Whats your e-mail address?
- ielubxebereeones@hotmail.com . Do add me, please 8D - sarcastic - ( I hope you're clever enough not to add me . )

20. Do you prefer english or science?
- English .

21. Who did you last talk to when you were on MSN?
- Kimberly O. ` Jie . (L)

23. How old are you?
- A ripe old age of 1000000000000 . Hell, I don't even know how you put that number in words .

24. Do you like being a female or a male?
- Sometimes I think that being a male is more enjoyable . You have a better reason to act like a lunatic and be stupid . Also, you can look more comical .

25. Whats your handphone brand?
- Sony Ericsson da best yoh ! :B

26. How many siblings you have?
- One ._.

27. Do you enjoy going to school?
- Only because of friends .

28. If you were given a chance to quit school, will you do it?
- I would, if I could do something successful and earn money after I quit school .

29. Do you find your parents reasonable when they scold you?
- Yeahh, I s'pose .

30. Are you that type of person that likes to piss people off?
- Go around the class asking . Otherwise, pretty much . Not piss people off, but annoy them .

31. What are you going to do later?
- Finish writing my zhou ji @.@"

32. Do you love holidays?
- If its after exams .

33. Do you love shopping?
- If I have the mood for it .

34. Whats your favorite colour ?
- Colours, to be exact . Black, white, purple and orange .

35. Do you drink coffee?
- Nope ._.

36. Do you prefer eating spicy or salty food?
- Spicy plz .

37. Whenever you are on your computer, what's the 1st thing you do?
- Cancel a stupid update message .

38. What type of music do you like?
- Anything except for classical . Classical makes me sleep .

39. If someone calls you a bitch, what will you do?
- We'll see . It kind of depends on my mood .

40. What will you want to work as when you grown up?
- A job which earns big bucks $.$

41. Do you believe in true friends?
- Sure . I got tons 8D

42. Have you ever thought of changing schools?
- Erm . I think so ?

43. Will you feel left out when you are in class ?
- Nahh . I prefer to float under the radar when Redwan's teaching . If not, I'll either be reading, daydreaming or talking to someone .

44. Who do you trust the most?
- Erm, a lot of people actually .

45. Do you prefer crushing on someone or being loved by someone?
- Being loved by someone ._.

46. How many family members do you prefer having?
- I'm content with the number now .

47. Do you love taking pictures?
- Yeshhhhhhhhhuu .

48. Would you like to have a pet?
- Maybe, probably, I don't know .

49. Which is the place you like to shop most?
- Depends on what I'm shopping for .

50. What time did you sleep last night?
- Erm, I slept at past one on Friday, and I'm not asleep yet even though its Sunday already .

Tag 6 people to do this quiz .
1 . Annie ` Mei .
2. Dhanya ` Girlf
3. Dana
4. Eunice
5. Gin Na
6. JieYi ` Chiochio

I have to do zhou ji, damnit !

Tatty Byexcsz :D

(* Note, this blog post was edited due to some ... stuff and also parents reading this might call me up and complain . Sorry if this post has offended you in anyway so ... yup . Thats all . )

Nine ! <3

Heyhohs smexayes ! :B

As you can see, I've changed blogskin . Its a wonder I lasted so long with my previous one o_o ! My profile area looks like crap, aye .

I'll be leaving with my sister and dad to go watch Nine at about 11.00 8D ! NineNineNineNineNine ! (L) Effing excited to watch it eh . After that, my dad will drop me off at Farrer to go to Zhe Ruo's house . And we're still figuring out what to do .

I think Kimberly Yeo has short term memory or something . She smsed me today, asking me what I was going to wear today . Then I smsed her " Uniqlo Black Skinnies and a Zara top " . Then she smsed " Again ... Dats what you wore to my house . " I did not wear that to her house o_o I wore my grey Zara skinnies and a Zara top which says " Turn Off The TV, Turn On Your Imagination " . And that shirt's white, silver-ish grey and gold o_o The one I'm wearing now says " Live Life Wild " and the words are purple, yellow and greenish-blue with different patterns on them ._.

I am off to do my music playlist . Nearly forgot 'bout it .

Tatty Byexcsz . :D

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I am back home because Zhe Ruo and Kimberly Yeo are still at Swensens eating with their tuition t'cher I think ._. Anyways,

NINE IS THE MOST AWESOME THING IN THE WORLD OMG . 300, SOMEONE'S BEATEN YOU . I THINK . NINEEEEEEEEEEE ! NINENINENINENINENINENINE MADNESS NOW, BABY ! (L)

8D ! Nine is the most awesome show in the world . Followed closely by 300 8D Anyways, the explosives and bombs were so freaking cool . Wicked animation, I must say . The robots were ... woah . Its a pity so many of them died . At least 7 and 9 are alive x; I didn't expect 3 and 4 to stay alive, though . I think I can still remember them in the order they died . First was 2, then 8, 5, 6 and then 1 . Yeahh 8D I liked 2, 5, 7 and 9 most . Pity 2 and 5 died D: It was damn empty in the cinema . Celeste and I were the only girls, excluding a mother and some random 5 year old girl who wouldn't understand a thing . NineisawesomeNineisawesomeNineisawesomeNineisawesomeeeeeeeeee ! (L)

Oh god, I can't get over Nine . I still feel pumped . I think I have to go meet with Zhe Ruo and Kimberly now so

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Ohnineohnineohnine ! <3

Hey y'allllllll ! :B

So, today's 09 - 09 - 09, which means that today is the opening date of NINE ! (L) <3 HAPPY OPENING DAY NINEEEEEEEE ! (?)

Anyways, yesterday was total crap . I kept getting scolded by Redwan -,- Hey Lynn, I'm really sorry D:

Today was better because it was Chinese supp . Did corrections for fu xi qi and had recess . As usual, I didn't eat anything . Zhe Ruo and Sabrina tried tempting me and I only ate Kimberly Yeo's biscuits because I knew that if I didn't eat, they'd force something down my mouth ~_~

Zhe Ruo actually sent It's You to Kimberly Y o_o Zhe Ruo and I listened to her iPod for a while before I went to talk to Kimberly H . HEY, YOU KNOW KIMBERLY **** ** **** ******** ** ** *** ****** **** ** *** ***** ?! Sorry, I can't tell . I promised Kimberly 'cause she said her mom would read my blog and kill her . I told her to pay me $10.80 but she claimed that she didn't have money so I let her off anyway . >)

Then, we had Listening Compre . We did the exact same one as we did in Prelims so Alessandra went to copy the answer on her palm, LOL . She erased it later when I memorised the first 10 answers xD As a result, I got all correct . Aww, I know you loves me xD !

Smsed with Zhe Ruo just now ( See, the name ' Zhe Ruo ' has already appeared 3 times in this post ._. ) and she told me to ask my mom if I could go to her house on Friday . And she told me to bring my laptop ;o But then I smsed her back saying that if I take public transport to her house ( which is near mine, actually ), then people would think I'm some suicide bomber or terrorist 'cause my laptop bag is black .__.

I think, I have to change blogskin . Its a disease . And I have to go learn You Belong With Me again @.@"

Tatty Byexcsz . :D ( why does Happy Birthday To Me by Bulldog Mansion sound effing familiar ? Like I heard it in some show before o_o )

Chemotherapy >)

Yosh ! Wan Yi complained-ish to me that I haven't posted for three days so here I am babes >)

Well, Saturday was like any Saturday . I went for crappy tuition and downloaded the lyrics of It's You, Yearning Heart and Happiness into my iPod . During tuition, we were reading this weird passage about someone who likes life and thus, likes to go to the library and see people there . Sounds like a stalker, you think ? Anyway, there was this part where the author was describing the different people and their shoes, eyes and hair . There was another part where the author wrote about a girl who had around shoulder length hair who was so absorbed in her reading . Then my t'cher pointed to me because I let my hair down and said that my hair and that girls hair were the same length . Then I saw - okay, I didn't see him but I know its him pretending to vomit . So I turned around, rolled my eyes and dagger stared him for a while . I was tempted to point my middle finger but I have to maintain by teacher's pet image and stay out of trouble, y'know ?

Our t'cher checked our composition file after that . Because I had filed every composition I ever had ( about 6 years of composition, if you do want to know . ) then my teacher commented to the class saying ' oh how she loved to check my stuff . ' I was on the effing brink of vomiting so I said " What the fuck ? " then I was squishing it into my Billabong sling bag and one of the pages got folded so I said " Oh fuck ! " and then the girl sitting beside me and the girl sitting behind me stared at me and I apologised . LOL . So much for cleaning up my language .

Sunday was weird . I went to Chinese Dancing and had Open Class . Its like we have to dance everything we've learnt in front of our parents . My teacher kept telling us to smile == I mean, we're sharing a room with at least 27 other people and they're looking at us - some even with cameras videotaping, expecting something out of us and we're trying to make our moves look as polished as possible AND YOU'RE TELLING US TO SMILE ? Okay, never mind about that .

My family and I went to the Mercedes Benz showroom . Pretty grand, I must say . We did a test drive on the ... C-Class I think . Celeste said it looked like we were sitting on elephant skin because the seat colour was grey . Then we went around for a while more and Celeste found an awesome keyboard which had a two keys each for smiley faces . One was " :-) " and the other was " :-( " . No kidding . Then the salesgirl or whatever you call them dragged my parents to the already closed cafe to talk about buying the car . I have no idea what happened because I was reading Lock & Key while listening to my iPod .

After that when we reached home, my mother and I discussed what we were going to wear for my unknown aunt's wedding . Celeste's wearing an awesome top from Surfer's Paradise ( Bali ) and her weird coloured jeans . They both look like the colour of moss . Except lighter . It makes her look like moss or algae, actually . Considering both of her clothings are about the same colour . I never thought I would be able to, but I'm wearing a baby blue Abercrombie winter jacket, a blue and white top inside, dark denim Guess Jeans and Converse . Awesome eh . >)

We had supplementry today . We did our Exam paper corrections . Haha, I love looking at my crap marks . I went to annoy Tricia, as usual . She asked me if ordeal was the same as nightmare so I told her yes . Then later Redwan didn't know all the lights were on and Tricia just slammed-ish her head on the desk, so this is our comversation :

Me: Tricia, its all right . You'll pull through ! Your chemotherapy ... will be over soon .
Tricia: - looks at me like I am mad - I DON'T DO CHEMOTHERAPY !
Me: Tricia, this is actually all a dream . A life you wish for . You're actually lying on the hospital bed ... suffering ... receiving chemotherapy ...
Tricia: I DON'T DO CHEMOTHERAPY ! Touchwood lah ! Go touch !
Me: - leans over to the ' mini library ' and touches it - There . Now you have to touch !
Tricia: - touches the cupboard -

I am bonkers and I know you love me . This post is for you, Wan Yi ! :D

Tatty Byexcsz . :D

CHIJMES !

CHIJMES excursion today ! ;P

We watched some random weirdo video before we had our recess . I wanted to buy Green Tea to share with Zhe Ruo then I look at the queue already feel like fainting, so long @.@" ! In the end, Zhe Ruo cut queue and bought it with her money . Then Kai Le stole it ! ): I chased her for a while then she finally put it on the table . But the stupid bottle started rolling and landed on the chair so Yi Ling snatched it . Then I had to chase her around until I finally strangled her for a bit before she gave it back to me lawl .

The Cadbury Wave thingy always works on everyone . Except for Zhe Ruo . I tried Rachel Yong, Kimberly Yeo and someone else and they all laughed . Except for Zhe Ruo ):

Busssssssssssss ride to CHIJMES ! The bus ride was ... on my way home . Except that the bus should have turned into Owen Road :D Zhe Ruo and I spammed our signatures and Korean words xD

We reached CHIJMES after that ! :D We walked through " The Gate Of Hope " ._. Then we were walking towards this Japanese Buffet restaurant so I told Zhe Ruo " Aww, they shouldn't have ! " and Zhe Ruo started laughing . There was this huge tree with super long roots ._. Then we walked walked walked pass some stuff . I saw Zhe Ruo taking notes so I did it too ! :D They have a shop / bar whatever it is called " Insomnia " . I told Zhe Ruo then we started singing Insomnia by Wheesung :D Redwan couldn't find the well and we coincidentally met Ms Choy . Then we walked to the well and it looked nice >) The chapel was awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! The stained glasses were so pretty and so were the chandeliers !

I saw real chicken legs on a cart somewhere so on the paper I was taking notes I wrote " OMG, CHICKEN FEET ! " LOL . x;

Then we had to do our reflection sheet . Luckily I took notes, eh . Later we had to discuss our group questions so we had to sit in our groups . I think our group was the noisiest >< Kimberly Han was trying to spam take pictures of us . Then Yi Ling started it too . Crystal just started writing down answers and don't know who took a picture of Crystal hard at work LOL . Then Kimberly Han started taking lameeeee videos that made us laugh like crap ! ;D I forgot who told me to pose with Lynn and just follow what she did . Lynn cupped her face and looked damn weird so I started laughing like mad and couldn't stop until Lynn did another pose 8D She covered her face with her hands, so cute ! xD Our picture is awesome yoh .

Bus ride back to school, Zhe Ruo and I were singing Alice then Zhe Ruo bet me to take out my iPod . We listened to half of Alice on her iPod ( damn ._. ) whilst we listened to Yearning Heart and a bit of It's You on my iPod . Zhe Ruo and I were singing Yearning Heart and It's You while listening lol . I think I sang Yearning Heart a little bit too loud x;

When we reached school, it was time to finish the group questions on butcher paper ( is this how you spell it ? ) I was in charge of writing question then I wrote " Q1) blah blah blah . " then my first " Q " was medium, second was huge, third one was small LOL . Lynn wrote the answers in pink ! :D After that we decorated the paper . Kimberly Han drew the school badge . Damn pro eh ! It looked ... so similiar >) At the side of the paper, Lynn wrote " Smarty Pants © " with a picture of small red pants and then our names ! :D We realised that it was too plain so then we asked Lynn to help us draw 5 pants with each of our names on them . Lynn's was polka dot, mine heart shaped, Yi Ling's striped, Kimberly Han's checkered and Crystal's with weird faces on them LOL . Stupid Yi Ling didn't let me colour the whole thing then I keep colouring halfway she go snatch the pen away from me ! )8

When we went to clip it up on the windows, Wan Yi was like " Wah, where you get that from ? " ( referring to the school badge ) so I told her Kimberly drew it ;D After that went home and all that . Hopefully, I can go out with Kimberly Yeo and Zhe Ruo during Sept holidays or else I'll be cooped at home ~_~ !

Gah, I have to go study already .

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Tricia ! :D

Today was okay-ish lol .

We checked all our papers today . Most unexpected was Science - I actually got A ! :D Then we were checking papers and doing corrections . I was sitting next to Tricia then . I think I " provoked " her too much . Yup . I was reading to her the answer which was " Digestion does not take place in the large intestine . " My conversation with her ;

Me: In the large intestine ...
Tricia: - continues to write -
Me: Intestineeeeeee . Very largeeeeeeeeee ...
Tricia: - stares at me - You're provoking me too much .
Me: - laughs -

Another conversation ! (: We had many awesome conversations .

Me: I want nobody nobody but Tricia !
Tricia: - stares at me - Are you okay ... ? I think I need to send you to IMH .
Me: Yeahh, thats what Yi Ling says . She even said that she would fetch me there and give me a tour !
Tricia: Oh, thats nice . I'm sure she stayed there before .
Me: But of course ! :D
Me: I just wantttttt, to sayyyyyyyy, I LOVEEEEE YOU !
Tricia: Vanessa, I don't like you .
Me: - pretends to look like I am about to cry -
Tricia: I don't love you . I like you .
Me: - continues to pretend to look like I am about to cry -
Tricia: Y'know, if you were quieter, maybe I would love you .
- Varenya suddenly turns around -
Varenya: Tricia, are you saying you love Vanessa ?
Tricia: No ? I'm saying I like her .
Me: She actually loves me . She just doesn't have the maturosity to say it .
Varenya: Oh god, you're mad .

Another one ! :D

Me: Tricia, you'll make a good mother .
Tricia: Why ?
Me: You have a motherly smell and your hand has just the right amount of fleshyness .
Tricia: Are you saying I'm fat ?
Me: No, I'm saying you're just right .
Tricia: So, do I still smell like a pillow ? ( I told her she smelt like a pillow yesterday )
Me: Yes . A fluffy one .
Tricia: Ooh .
Me: Actually, you smell like my mahde's pillow .
Tricia: - laughs -

Yi Ling and I were discussing how to get Redwan to collect the money ( we predicted that she would say " NOW I'M YOUR BANKER ! " and she really did -,- ) then Yi Ling said to threaten her like " NAH, HERE'S THE BUS FARE MONEY FOR THE EXCURSION . YOU EITHER TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT . YOU DON'T WANT THEN YOU PAY FOR US . " then I told her if she said that, Redwan would give her a tight slap ~_~ !

Tuition in one hour and I haven't finished my tuition homework ~_~ Homework, I know you love me but you will have to wait for a while, okay ? Mrs Bheem following us to excursion tomorrow, screw . Must be on best behaviour . WHY DO I KEEP THINKING THAT I TICKED AGAINST VARENYA / TRICIA'S NAME WHEN I PAID THE STUPID BUS FARE ? Oh lord, I pray that I actually ticked against my name . Or else three dollars have gone to waste . Amen .

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Serious news !

Kimberly Yeo broke serious news to me ! This will change the way I blog ...

Okay, I was joking . But she did break serious news to me . She told me her parents read my blog ! When she told me I was like " ERMMMM ... ARE YOU SURE ?! " She told me her parents searched me up on the internet and found my blog . I never knew I was so popular eh, Kimberly Han's mom read my blog too ! :D Both Kimberlys >) Hi Kimberly Yeo and Han's parents if you're reading this ! xD

Okay, checked Prelim papers today @.@" Everything sucked, apart from Chinese . No wait, Chinese sucked too . I expected myself to do better . My Math is total diedie and my English doesn't look that good either . The only paper's marks that I didn't mind was Chinese . It wasn't fantastic but it was higher than Zhe Ruo and Kimberly Yeo's >) I got higher than Wan Yi, according to her blog . Zhe Ruo and I swore not to tell anybody each other's marks so I'm keeping mum ( is that how you spell it ? ) I am a very weird person . When I see marks that are ... better, I stay solemn and just stare at my paper . When I get sucky marks, I start laughing .

When checking our Math paper, I went to disturb Tricia >) I kept poking the sides of her waste . Then I finally sang to her " I just wanttttt, to sayyyyyy, I LOVE YOUUUUUUU ! " xD Then I asked her if I should cut the same hairstyle as her and she said yes . I asked Varenya and she said better not because I would look like a chinadoll . I asked her if she was serious . Tricia said that if I put foundation, I will . Mom, dad, you gave birth to a chinadoll-to-be .

I am off to edit my music playlist, profile and probably even change my blogskin .

Tatty Byexcsz :D

Hui Yee o_o

Went out with family yesterday ! :D

Celeste and I first went to Wheelock Place, where we later went to Borders . We spent about 2 hours there because our mother was late for more than an hour . I got Stop In The Name Of Pants ! :D Awesomeshit, yoh . We later went to Sakae Sushi to eat . Om nom nom nom nom .

I am sure that either a meteor hit Hui Yee or someone is pretending to be her . She has gone bonkersly berserk . Hui Yee, this is for you .

I am off to watch Style By Jury and edit my blog .

Tatty Byexcsz .