Ten Top Trivia Tips About ME

Today was our CCA performance o_o.

It was so damn funny because yesterday, we were doing rehearsals but since I was part of the props people so what the hell.

Then 'cause our CCA teacher came VERY late (CCA was supposed to start at 1.30 then teacher came at like, 2.30?) so then we decided to do our own rehearsals but it was total rubbish XD.

When we finally managed to get everyone to The Wayang Place and asked them to do their rehearsals and stop fooling around, I pretended to be the director and pretended to smoke and drink liqour so then Xin Yee, I kept breathing "smoke" into her face and then we both kept laughing ><. (I was sitting next to her)

Then, the actresses fooled around A LOT. When Jalessa was drinking msuhroom soup, I told Xin Yee "LOOK! THE DOG IS DRINKING MUSHROOM SOUP! LATER SHE CHOKE ON THE MUSHROOM HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!" then Xin Yee started laughing and then when Eileen started kicking us when she was acting Xin Yee called her "the violent chick" (she was the chick in there) When the person that was the dog (Jalessa) entered the bear's house (Zhi Yi), Jalessa said TOTALLY DIFFERENT LINES IT WAS SO FUNNY THEN SHE EVEN TRIED LIKE PUSHING ZHI YI OUT OF HER OWN "HOUSE"!!!! Then, Xin Yee and I were laughing like shit and then whenever someone ask me whether they can go to the toilet or something like that I will say "EH! WO ZHEN ZAI CHOU YAN EH! NI GAN DA RAO WO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!" ("EH! I'M SMOKING AND YOU DARE DISTURB ME?!?!?!?!") but then they went anyway and then we were fooling around so much it was so funny.

Then today before we went to the canteen, Xin Yee asked me " Any cigarettes? Any liqour? Any violent chicken? Any mushroom soup?" then I started laughing XDXD.

Since today was the real performance, we had to rehearse extremely strictly but I couldn't help but be my crazy self XD. While the actresses were acting, Xin Yee, Krystal, Ah Meng (I forgot her real name><) and I were fooling around XD.

I sat on the table that was used in the bear's house (We had to move the props to the stage but then it wasn't that scene yet so... ... :D) and started going like "I'm Miss Universe! Please bow down to me!" then Xin Yee said "I'll NEVER bow down to you" then I said "LOLS" and started doing the lamest poses I have ever done in my life.

My first post was my hands on my hips and going "Ahh" then my second pose was my left hand on my hip and then my right hand in the air and said "Ahh" again and my final pose was my left hand on my hip, threw back my head and put my right hand on my head then said "ohh!" then I kept doing that A LOT of times (I think one of the busdrivers saw me doing that. LOLS) then I told Xin Yee "I tell you ahh, before you LEAVE the stage ahh, must make sure to do THIS!" in this really Ah Beng voice and did my final post then everyone started laughing ><.

Then when Krystal gave us this sweet, I pretended that it was a drug and told Xin Yee "The drug DAMN nice right?!" then she said "What drug?" then I said "The one in your mouth loh o_o" then she started saying LOL and then when I bought the i-plus grape thingy, I told Xin Yee that I actually mixed liqour and cocktail in it XDXD.

When the Primary 1s came down for their recess, there was a big group of people then cause at like the ending, the actresses had to chase the Fox (Mei Ting I think) then they threw crumpled sheets of magazines at her then one of them fell to the ground and this girl picked it up and threw it at Jalessa D=<

Then after the play we had extra time so we went to the Choral room and played games. We played Detective & Murderer, AEIOU, and Three Blind Mice then we always ended up laughing^^.

Oh yeahh, Celeste showed me this damn epic website. When you type someone's name, 10 top Trivia Tips about the person will appear. These are my results... ... ><


1.There are 336 dimples on Vanessa Koh.
2.Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Vanessa Koh.
3.Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Vanessa Koh!
4.Tradition allows women to propose to Vanessa Koh only during leap years.
5.The international dialling code for Vanessa Koh is 672.
6.Vanessa Koh has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
7.Vanessa Koh was invented in China in the eleventh century, but was only used for fireworks, never for weapons!
8.Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with Vanessa Koh.
9.The International Space Station weighs about 500 tons and is the same size as Vanessa Koh.
10.The word 'samba' means 'to rub Vanessa Koh'.

I laughed my head off XD. So stupid XDXD. One of the funniest things on earth XDD.

There is something severely wrong with Audition cause of this stupid Auto & Manual Patch -_-". I will probably redownload Audition but I don't see how that will help actually so, what the hell. I'll figure something out which I want to do now so,

Byes;;