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Yi Ling Mama : Claims that father never teachers manners . Is NOT a good example . Shouts swear words in an extremely high-pitched voice with me . Always dragging me by the belt to greet my elders . Extremely annoying when she keeps following me everywhere . Keeps making me laugh . Screw yyou (:

Kimberly H. Ahpa : Ramen chef . Is not a good example too . Had a mistress . Loves my Mama . :D Keeps making me laugh . Screw you (:

Aunty Kai Le : Strangled me twice . Amazed that she does not mind having Uncle Alessandra as a husband .

Uncle Alessandra : Fierce . But I think on the verge of returning to his crazy self again . Killed me once ._. Ran on track during Lunch today till his face went all red .

Kimberly Y. Godsister : Will grab by the shoulders, shake it like mad and yell " GODSISTERRRRR ! " Very tanned . Nothing like parents, I must add .

AhYi ( Wan Yi ) : Nice to hug . Thinks I'm crazy . (:

Aunty Lynn C. : Thinks I'm crazy too . Looking at her makes me laugh . On second thought, everyone thinks I'm crazy .

Aunty Eunice : :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD .

Rachel Y. Laogong : Woohoo . Prone to making heart shapes with my hands at her . Does not want to acknowledge that I'm her Laopo )< Lena Nuer : Teehee . (:

Laura Ahgong ( Mama's side ) : Keeps hitting people

Mary Ahma ( Mama's side ) : Not sure if she even gets along with Ahgong @_@

Sherilyn Ahgong ( Papa's side ) : Lovelovelovelove (:

Rebecca Ahma ( Papa's side ) : Best to hug . (:

Today was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn(:

I don't think we had Maths today . Did we ? My short term memory hates me a lot .

We did Eng. Listening Comprehension with a new radio ! :D Yay to new radio . (:

We could finally run at our own pace during PE . Was the first for quite a few seconds . Did sit and reach too . Ohh, you don't want to know how much it was ._.

We did a picture for Oral during MT . We wasted more than 10 minutes asking Lao Shi questions about our Oral . Tricia was trying to ask Lao Shi how to say " Sell Seafood " in Chinese but our Lao Shi thought it was " Sell Xi Fu " and she said " Huh ? Mai xi fu ? Xi Fu is father-in-law leh . " and we all started laughing xD

No Music because Mrs Lim is on looooooooooooooong Medical Leave ): Our relief teacher came in and said " Your class is very good . Very quiet " and I started laughing like mad . My head was on my desk with my hand covering my mouth, trying not to die from laughing .

Basia ... Tsktsk . Basia told Mrs Choo that Six Orchid had H1N1 case -_-" Lols . Redwan got all angry at her . Redwan later said that she should take leave and told Basia " Basia, you better not tell people that I'm taking Maternity Leave " and we all burst into hysterics ( lols, did I use it correctly ? ._. ) Yi Ling kept telling me " Maternity Leave LOLS . "

Lunch was extremely eventful . (:

I was just there, eating my porridge . Innocently, okay . Then Yi Ling and Kimberly H. ( aka Mama and Papa ) comes along . Tsk, they all don't want to greet their son-in-law xD Then I finish eating my porridge and start drinking Ice Lemon Tea . What your are about to see is extremely disturbing . Read at your own risk of falling off your chair / rolling off your bed . Sorry if its not too funny . It strikes to me as very funny .

Yi Ling and Kimberly H. pull my belt by both sides . Not to greet elders - to go to the toilet . Yi Ling was all " Comeeeeeee, I bring you go toilet ! You need to go toilet lahhhhhh ! " Like ... what ? They dragged me where Eunice was seated then Eunice told me about FAM outing . Still having second thoughts 'bout it :D

I had to do a serious lot of struggling before I managed to free myself -_-"

We then proceeded to where we were supposed to meet Redwan . Suddenly, everyone keeps talking to me . Zhe Ruo, Yi Ling, Kimberly H., Lena and Alessandra kept talking when all I wanted to do was talk peacefully to Rachel Y. about our FAM outing ~_~

I pretended to act all moody and emo-ish . It was kind of annoying, actually . I got so freaking annoyed, I sat in down and buried my face in my hands . I think Lena said " Vanessa, I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING . " ( I was, actually ) and Kimberly H. said " Come, don't cry lahh . Papa sayang you " ( or something like that . ) then I couldn't take it already . I started hitting them LOLS . (:

Heys, people need peace every once in a while, right ?

During Supplementry, we did Oral . It was so stupid, because I chose to be ' B ' and ' B ' had to start first so I was kind of screwing my luck and pointed middle finger ._. For the picture, I added in a lot of Chinese words because I didn't know how to say it in English LOLS . Yi Ling and I were laughing like mad xD . Then Yi Ling had to read the passage . She read the first paragraph in this lame baby voice . Stupid lah )< Suddenly, Redwan comes to the back to check out some worksheets and we all have to act like, damn guai 'cause she was right in front of us . Literally . We sit right in front of the cupboards . I was trying not to laugh like mad . Lols .

We had to use mahjong paper to cover the posters all over our classroom . I volunteered 'cause I had nothing better to do ._. Yi Ling and I kept laughing when we were trying to remove the blu-tack from the wall . I also don't know why, I had a huge laughing spasm . Then, we had to say End of day Prayer . Yi Ling kept telling me not to laugh while hitting my leg . Which made me laugh harder . I laughed so much that I moved forward so that I wouldn't look at Yi Ling LOLS .

Then the people at the back who put the mahjong paper never put properly ~_~ The mahjong paper keeps falling out and we keep having to re-pin it up ._. I found a random pin on the floor and stuck it on Yi Ling's dictionary with much failure . LOLS . She wanted to stick it somewhere on my stuff but there was nothing to stick on . So she just put it on my General File . Then, I throw it at the counter ( eh, how you say ? ) of the cupboard and it drops back to the ground LOLS .

Oh ya, now I remember, we did do English . We were doing synthesis for English and then one of the questions were " John likes going ice skating . He prefers roller-blading . " At first, when I read ' John likes going ice skating ' I immediately smiled . Then I read ' He prefers roller-blading ' I poked Yi Ling and told her . Then I middle fingered John . JOHN, ICE SKATING IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER, YOU ASS ! )<

And in our English Grammar Book, there was an answer I had to read " I am still very fond of my teddy bear " and when I finished reading it, Redwan said " Good for you . " LOLS . The top part of my blogskin looks so blank because I killed the header, LOLS . I'm still thinking of what to put there as I eat my grapes and worry about homework .

Mei, I swear Sparta rocks . Pratar so oily, Sparta so cool . Everyone vote for Sparta ! :B

Luvs,

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I LOVE MY DAD . HE JUST BOUGHT CLOTHES FROM HONG KONG xD One of them is some anime thing ( very random , but random is GOOD >) ) and another is some Gremlins thingy ;o (L)oved <3 I am slightly disturbed . My dad bought the BOF VCD . Very disturbing . Comecome, BOF fans steal (:

I didn't realise that Wan Yi and I talked about football for so long .

Molly - me . let the winds of - Wan Yi
Molly, ♥: WAN YI !LIVERPOOL IS LOVED !
let the winds of: I KNW
Molly, ♥: LIVERPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL >)
let the winds of:
did you see the match ytd?
Molly, ♥:
Nope, wtf
let the winds of:
so many singapore players go smack, bump, hit, the Liverpool players,
Molly, ♥:
Because I had classes .LOLS .
let the winds of:
but the referree still nvr give yellow/red card.
REFERREE KAYU
Molly, ♥:
SINGAPORE FOOTBALL TEAM SUCKS xD
let the winds of:
ikr.
Molly, ♥:
HAIYO, THE REFEREE IS SINGAPOREAN HOR ?
let the winds of:
YAR
let the winds of:
and you knw the singapore player,
Molly, ♥:
CHEYYYYYY !
let the winds of:
whileplaying,
Molly, ♥:
SO STUPID LOR, THE REFEREE .
let the winds of:
scratched the balls of this liverpool player
let the winds of:
then the liverpool player wanted to die, see his face.==
Molly, ♥:
LOLS .
let the winds of:
and you know,
THIS STOOPID LION PLAYER, IDK WHAT HE DOING,
let the winds of:
HE WENT TO CRASH HEADLONG AT THE BLACK LIVERPOOOL PLAYER.
STILL NO REDCARD.
Molly, ♥:
OMG LOLS .
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAS .
LOLS .
LOOOOOOOOOOLS .
SO STUPID .
MAYBE REFEREE BLIND LAH .
let the winds of:
and it was super srs, the liverpool player FLEW like, one metre then crashed banged on the field.
Molly, ♥:
OMG .
OWWWWWWW )< omg ="="">_> ?

Luvs,