Mean & Sarcastic D<

Another meme from facebook, given to me by Celeste :D

Objective: Are you mean and sarcastic?Have you ever answered people ‘meanly’ and sarcastically?If yes, show us how mean and sarcastic you are!If no, then you should try at least once in your life with this note :D
Rule: Respond to these as sarcastically/meanly as you could.(YR stands for Your Response.)
If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.. YR:
- Ya, damn cute - rolls eyes -

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.. YR:
- Omg, then should I get Cinderella to marry you ? Asshole . -_-"

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous! YR:
- But they dislike your brain .

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic things.. YR:
- Apparently, the only thing you're not good in is keeping your mouth goddamned shut .

5) You don’t know me? I'm a singer; I have albums. YR:
- Ya, you have albums . Photo albums .

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:

1) I know you like me. YR:
- Nah, I lend you my thermometer . You go check if you're sick or not .

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you! YR:
- I'm not interested in you either . I'm just trying to differentiate you from an ape .

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type! YR:
- S'ok . I must be too nice for your liking :D

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you! YR:
- Lols, you're too poor to get a car yourself and have too little IQ to pass a driving test >D

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you! YR:
- OMG, MY EYEBALLLSSSS . THEY BURN - grips eyes -

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple. YR:
- Yeahh . A good bad example of a couple .

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee? YR:
- 999 :D

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.. YR:
- But I don't want to be with you . I want to be with my boyfriend - my laptop :D

4) What do you like about me? YR:
- Let me think, after I drink 68302746562929274756 cans of beer .

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much! YR:
- - kicks his / her private part -

If your enemy says:

1) Hi bitch! YR:
- Omg, you're too nice . See, bitches bark . The bark belongs to the tree . The tree provides us with oxygen .

2) You smell like shit! YR:
- And you smell like cow poop .

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you! YR:
- So much better than me at being a fucking bitch :D ( sorry for vulgarities alrights >< )

4) What an ugly creature you are! YR:
- Your head's the wrong way around .

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure! YR:
If you can catch up with it >D

If your annoying ex says:

1) punch the face. YR: (PS: This statement makes no sense. WTH.)
- Huh ? Punch your face uh . Okay .

2) I know you still love me! YR:
- I love this part because I'll get to kick your private part :D

3) Please, go back with me honey.. YR:
- I'm not honey leh ._.

4) Please call me... YR:
- Sure . When I need to be sick .

5) The break up hurts me so much.. YR:
- It hurts my ears too .

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome! YR:
- YAY ME ! :D - thumbs UP ! -

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed! YR:
- For the worse >D

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%! YR:
- Ya la . Cheapo product D<

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.. YR:
- OMFG, THERES LINDSAY LOHAN PARACHUTING NAKED ! BYES .

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.YR:
- Ya, and I bet you used it .

Gah . I suck at this LOLS .

xoxos,