Meme ! :D

YAY ! CELESTE GAVE ME A MEME TO DO . THANKSMUCHBOBSENPAI ! :D

First, add "I'm a/an" to the title.

What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[x] None = freaky ( Why should I be wearing socks ? ._. )
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[x] Pajamas = pimp ( what else am I supposed to wear at night ?! )
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[ ] Boxers = brat
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[ ] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[x] Other = with a nice ass ( It's mix black and brown ? )

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who will be naked with
[ ] 5 = who killed
[ ] 6 = who banged
[ ] 7 = who smoked with
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who was stabbed horribly by
[x] 10 = who cuddled with ( Cuddled with my piglet >D )
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who shot

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = a glass of milk
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[x] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = your dealer
[ ] 30 = Paris Hilton
[ ] 31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[x] White = because I love marijuana ( whuzzat ? )
[ ] Black = because im sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the lil people told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[ ] Other = because that's how I roll
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose..
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
[ ] Aqua = 'cause the 306CBZ kick cuntwi

I'm a freaky pimp with a nice ass who cuddled with a homo because I love marijuana .

OMG, SO LAME ! LIKE I WANNA CUDDLE WITH A HOMO HAHAS . AND WHAT THE TOOT IS MARIJUANA ?!

Ah yes,

Tuition 'cher: Ni men zhi dao shen me shi Yun Nan ma ?

Me: Wo zhi zhi dao na ge Yun Nam Hair Care

Celeste: He New York Skin Solution !

Me: He London Weight Management ! :D

LOLS . You probably don't understand wtf we're talking about ._. Its Chinese lah .

Bleahxcszxc .

I'm still thinking about whether or not to , pierce my right ear once only , or pierce both ears once, or pierce my right ear twice ._. Unless I pierce twice on both ears -_-"

Never mind ._.

Oh yes,

HAPPY TWO YEARS & NINE MONTHS JIE / MEIFU ! ILUVDIEYOUFOREVER&MUCHLOVES . I DON'T CARE, BUT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME >D ♥ ( L ) !

xoxos,