I'M A LESBIAN ! :D

Hello my matesy mates ! Blimey Shit, I've got the Georgia Nicolson fever . If you sense anything that does not exude sensuolisity ( like this . I'm trying to say sense, by the way ) then please ignore :D I am dearly sorry that I didn't break my record for not touching the computer ! D< My longest was one week ._. I will not blog much unless I get very carried away as I have a thing called tuition soon .

Girls from IJ Toa Payoh are fabulous . After enrichment, we ( about half of the class ) found the words " Fuck Ziyin " on the floor . It was in water . We suspect someone used her Nike waterbottle to spray it there . The person spelt everything out and half of the water was already stained in the ground . I kid you not . If any of our teachers see that ( especially Redwan ) they will become berserk ( is this how you spell it ? ) and start running amock with a knife . I love how smart this person is . One, if you wanna spray, we don't care . Just please rub it off after spraying . Now the floor is goddamned STAINED with your effing words . Two, you spray it on the fourth level . We have the strictest teachers here, in case you haven't realised . They won't let this off until they found the person who did this . They might even seal up the whole area . I bet that if anyone notices it, Mrs Bheem will go on stage to personally talk about it .

Ah yes, there was the 1.6km run today . I amazingly, did not fail ! :D I missed " A " by six seconds . MY LUCKY NUMBER, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME ?! Never mind, who cares . I felt seriously giddy after that . I had to keep shutting my eyes and shaking my head to stop it . Zhe Ruo had same symptons, eh .

Dana drew a person on her hand . She called her Lucy :D Sadly, Lucy got erased off by Dana ._. Dana drew it on Zhe Ruo later but she erased it off too . I found this out during Lunch so I danced around singing " FOREVER AND EVER, SHE'LL STAY IN YOUR HEART AND YOU WILL LOVE HERRRR ! " Yeahh . And when I turned around, I saw Ms Lim . Realllllll good .

We've found our Uncle Jan Di for our Aunty Jun Pyo . Aunty Jun Pyo - Lynn Chan . Uncle Jan Di - Tricia . Ga Eul - Alexis ( her hair looks the same from the back ! ) and Hui Yee is our Kim Bum ! :D

Interesting conversation between Zhe Ruo and I . Result because Zhe Ruo does not communicate with clarity and precision and because I am going deaf :

Zhe Ruo : It was a brass metal key . ( She pronounced " brass " as " bress " )

Me : HUH ? BREAST METAL KEY ?

Zhe Ruo : Noooooo, brass ! ( still pronouncing it the same way )

Me : BREAST ?!

Zhe Ruo : Nooooo . The metal ... y'know ?!

Me : OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !

Tuition t'cher is here, craphole !

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Just informed Wan Yi about all the lame awesome things that happened . Wan Yi, you must get well soon !

During Lunch, Zhe Ruo bought raspberry ice cream . I tried a bit of it . It was effing sweet . Either that, or my mom's magic has really worked on me ( I eat salad every once a week . Pity me much ? )

Me : HURRY UP LAH !

Zhe Ruo : - tries to feed me her ice cream -

Me : NO !

* Someone ( I forgot who ) comes along . *

Me : I LOVE YOU (insert the person's name here) !

Someone : You sound like a lesbian .

Me : Yeahh, I am . I've been married to Zhe Ruo for ten years, but its not legal here in Singapore - puts hand over Zhe Ruo's shoulder -

Someone : - walks away -

* Gin Na comes along *

Me : I LOVE YOU GIN NA ! Hug !

* Hugs Gin Na *

Gin Na : Vanessa, you should eat more . You're so skinny .

Me : NOT LIKE YOU'RE NOT ! - hits Gin Na as she walks off -

Kimberly Y. : I thought you loved her .

Me : Its a form of affection - smiles -

LOLS . I suddenly thought of the days when I used to read Georgia Nicolson and everyone would stare at me 'cause the title of the book would be damn weird . Especially when I was reading Love Is A Many Trousered Thing in Primary Four, I would always have to flip my book the other way around so that people wouldn't see the title and stare at me like a weirdo . Lols, I also remember the time when I used to tell people to do some soul searching in Primary Three when I didn't know what it meant x;

Today, after Enrichment, we ( Varenya, Kimberly Y., Lena, Alessandra and someone ) were talking about the " Fuck ZiYin " thingy . Then suddenly everyone wanted to see my book ( I'm re-reading Love Is A Many Trousered Thing ) . Gin Na came along and was like " Ehhhhh, lemme see ! " then I was trying not to let her see . Just when I gave in, I saw my grandfather's car . Lucky, eh ?

I am off to destroy attempt to edit my blog without destroying it .

Bye matesy mates ! ( Damn, its still there . )