Ponnnnnnnn!

Didn't go to school today, lol. According to Hui Yee, nothin' interesting happened in school today. Like I always say, (not) I am the epitome of awesomeness and funness! :D Quiz time babes.

[] gotten detention (haha, I'm so guai x:)
[] gotten your phone taken away in class (lol, I'm not so stupid ;D)
[] gotten suspended (Oh my ._.)
[] gotten caught chewing gum (people don't do that because they want the chewing gum too.)

TOTAL = 0

[] arrived late to class more than 5 times (Thanks mom :D)
[] didn't do homework for more than 5 times (well, if you're talking about my entire life then probably)
[] turned at least 3 projects late (its normally group projects and the teachers are forever rushing us)
[x] missed school because you felt like it (haha, BE JEALOUZ! 8D)
[] laughed so loud that you got kicked out of class (I am good at controlling my laughter! >O)

TOTAL = 1

[] got your mom/dad etc. to get you out of school (you mean when you're sick?)
[x] texted people in class (hee-hee :D To Kimberly H, I think o:)
[x] passed notes (who hasn't?)
[x] threw stuff across the room (Ahahahahahahhaahhahhahaa.)
[x] laughed at the teacher (countless)

TOTAL = 4

[] pulled down the fire alarm (no way man. Actually, I don't even remember where our school's fire alarm is.)
[x] went on myspace, xanga, facebook etc. during school (Yeahh. Computer class.)
[x] took pictures during school hours (oh, the memories)
[] listened to an iPod/CD during class (I do that before/after class o:)

TOTAL = 2

[] threw something at the teacher (Lol. I have to maintain my guaikia image ~_~)
[x] went outside the class without permission (the dustbin is outside our class.)
[] broke the dress code (are fingernails counted?)
[x] failed a test (Math -.-)
[x] ate food in class (I think so o:)

TOTAL = 3

[x] gotten a call from school (lawl o:)
[] couldn't go on a school trip because you behaved badly (thats evil o.o")
[] didn't take your stuff to school (I'm not that forgetful.)
[] gotten detention and didn't go (never had detention)
[x] stuck up your middle finger at the teacher when they were not looking (Oops ...?)

TOTAL = 2

[x] faked your parent's signature (for a good purpose!)
[] slept in class (almost @.@")
[] cursed a teacher in their face (guaikia image.)
[x] copied homework (barely.)

TOTAL = 2

14/35. Wow o.o"

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[edit/@6.39pm]

Oh sorry. I'm just really bored.

Be as rude as you can when replying these.

If an annoying person says:

1) I am cute.. YR:
Then beggars on the street will be Miss America.

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.. YR:
In your imagination. -.-

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous! YR:
But they hate your brain, sucker.

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic things.. YR:
Yeahh. But you're not good in one thing - controlling your mouth.

5) You don’t know me? I'm a singer; I have albums. YR:
Oh, I have albums too. Don't you know me? I have photo albums. Tons of them, actually.

If an annoying pretty woman/handsome guy says:

1) I know you like me. YR:
I know you like me more :D

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you! YR:
Oh sorry, I was just trying to differentiate you between an ape.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type! YR:
I know. I'm too nice for your kind.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you! YR:
Who wants a ride with you? I can't even stand looking at you.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you! YR:
You're pretty with no brain. I pity you.

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:

1) I think you and I can make a good couple. YR:
We'll make a perfect example of a bad couple.

2) May I have your cell phone number, please please please pleaseeeee? YR:
Okay, its 999. There you go.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.. YR:
No. Now go home and cry the whole night, loser.

4) What do you like about me? YR:
Nothing. Suck on that.

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much! YR:
I'd rather burn my tongue than say that.

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch! YR:
Oh wow, you're too nice! Bitches are dogs. Dogs bark. The bark is a part of the tree and trees supply us with oxygen! Oh, and hi poser. (:

2) You smell like shit! YR:
And you smell like fuck (sorry for the vulgarity. I had to write it! ><)

3) I know you hate me because I am much better than you! YR:
Nope, I think your IQ is running low.

4) What an ugly creature you are! YR:
Better than you.

5) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure! YR:
Not before I kick yours. ;D

If your annoying ex says:

1) punch the face. YR:
I'll punch your face gladly.

2) I know you still love me! YR:
If I still love you, then you're head over heels for me and you have a picture of me in your bedroom and you kiss it every night now shut up.

3) Please, go back with me honey.. YR:
Lol. Fat hope.

4) Please call me... YR:
Oh sorry, I burned the paper that had your number on it. Don't worry, I don't want to know your number.

5) The break up hurts me so much.. YR:
Thats your business.

If an annoying salesperson says:

1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome! YR:
Glass-licker -.-

2) Seriously, I used this product and look at me, I am changed! YR:
Changed for the worse alright.

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%! YR:
Then your product sucks.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.. YR:
No thanks. Byebye.

5) That product is not good; it causes pimples all over your face.YR:
I bet you used it.